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A sinkhole appeared overnight on the playground of a school.
A
Uhhh why are we still in the building?
J
Exactly, I’d fuck right off the moment I saw that next to my home
H
For whatever reason, it being as big as it is, I have the strong desire to climb in and explore it
P
And my desire is to stand atop and pee into the big hole. (Not while you’re in there though, just to clarify)
N
I don’t know if I can trust that statement with your username
P
Oh sorry I didn’t realise my own username lol
H
Lmao. I went from wanting to climb in the hole to not really wanting to climb in the hole anymore, to being grateful that you would want to make sure you don’t pee on me and wanting to climb in the hole, to seeing your username being pointed out, feeling lied to, and really not trusting the hole. What a rollercoaster.
P
Thank you for this; this whole little interaction was fun 😀
T
You know when you’re doing a task like, say, tidying up, and you might be under your breath kinda like “bah bahh… here we go… there it is… doot doot…” Like just, little nothings you might say? So this one time I overheard my coworker quietly working and talking to themselves like “poop… pee… piss in my face… shit in your mouth… piss in my ass… shit on your piss I’ll piss on your shit… ba ba ba… there we go…” Anyway that’s the whole story. That was over a decade ago and I still can’t believe that was the inner monologue of a real human being. I hope somebody finds this as interesting as I do; it’s been living in my head for years. “Piss on your face I’ll shit in my ass”
P
Sometimes we just say or do absolute weird shit while alone. I have often wondered what would happen if I was being recorded.
H
That’s from a Mr Show sketch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6skF77wHU6Y
B
Well that’s just normal steps of escalation given any context generally speaking. How do you now feel this?
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Seconded
W
Lol
B
Make it a stinkhole.
S
Id support this
K
Hey don’t just assume they aren’t into that usually you’d have to pay
P
I would just squat down and poo in it.
P
I would be terrified I might fall because of lack of balance
M
You gotta poop so hard that it pushes you forward.
P
That’s why I’d recruit you to hold my hands while I squeeze one out.
B
Only if you gaze unblinkingly in to my eyes while doing it.
F
🫵🏽😂😂😂😂
K
Well, then you will own it and it will be your responsibility to fix the sink hole.
T
r/rimjob_steve
G
That’s your hole. It was made for you
K
Fat shaming on a hole new level.
P
Do you often make bad decisions?
H
Good, bad, who’s to say? I do often make decisions which lead to learning experiences and, so far, somehow, not dying, so there’s that.
T
This is MY hole. It was made for me.
Z
I think you’d enjoy the anime “Made in Abyss”
W
…only to die in the rubble when another building partially collapses on top of you. But yes; I’d have to fight the urge to pack a backpack, get some rope, a very strong flashlight (and maybe a weapon just in case something’s down there/s) too. ..I wouldn’t actually *go*, but the urge to want to explore is pretty strong.
S
I believe that sensation is called ‘the call of the wild’. It’s the same sensation that compels you to step off tall things… Just a little bit. Edit: it’s call of the void, not the wild.
U
call of the void!
D
L’appel du vide!
S
The call of the wild is a novel/movie about a talking dog in the Yukon during the Gold Rush. Not the early 2000s movie Snow Dogs with Cuba Gooding Jr. lol.
B
💀
H
Jesus this view is fucking terrifying.
B
The building may have foundational supports touching bedrock. If that’s the case they’re cool. If it’s got piles or caissons anywhere near the affected ground (likely much deeper) they’d be in trouble.
R
Look at the concrete cracking on the lower roof on the left in the first picture. Nobody should be in that building until they get engineers out to confirm the foundation piles weren’t compromised and there’s no danger.
E
… Foundational supports? Those cost extra.
V
But are often required on a structure that may be either newer than the school or more regulated than a sports field.
R
Sounds like this is in China where they aren’t exactly known for adhering to strict building codes. The building could be hanging by a thread right now.
M
You can see them under the buildings opposite, looks like the only area that collapsed are the community area. I doubt this picture would have been taken if they weren’t there
B
The supports I’m talking about would be much deeper. The photo we are seeing is taken from a taller building. The taller the building the deeper/more connected to the earth the foundation needs to be. What we can see across the way looks like shore wall.
T
You shore about that?
B
Absolutely knot
T
The hole is down there, it’s not up here. Nothing to worry about.
A
Deep foundations go DEEP. In most urban settings, geotechs will account for poor upper level backfilled around utilities, subways, etc. These builds are stable.
P
Not a problem until the building falls!
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