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Brachinus bombardier beetle, belonging to the subfamily Brachininae within the family Carabidae.
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Apparently they’re eaten by a mouse that’s learned to ram them into the sand ass first, this rendering them defenceless
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“Ram them into the sand ass first” 💀
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Sadly, this was my grandmother’s advice for my wedding night. Good thing my wife outweighs me by about 200 pounds. I learned a lot about love that night. And physics.
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>Ram them in the ass and fist You can pick up your spare letters at the bottom of this post. T O S R
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o7
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Nature, um, uh, finds a way…
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Ass down carapace up That’s the way I eat da bug!
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Having the ability to point your asshole cannon ninety degrees either way would really come in handy.
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It’s fun in dark movie theatres, but most of the time I just use it as a party trick to impress the ladies.
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‘Pro-laps’(?)
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Actually no, I’m a completely self-taught amateur.
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The good ol’ “one cheek sneak” 🤣
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r/brandnewsentence
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I’m gonna start training this evening
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“Thrust-vectoring”
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No one would ever mess with you twice, thats a guarantee
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Bro this beetle goes 180 at least. He shot in front of itself on the first load!
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you could get out of a lot of restaurant bills
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You can’t?
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My ex used to do this. That bitch….
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“Would you like to know more?”
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I’m from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!!!
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It’s afraid!!
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Ummm. I think the Bugs got your family.
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Same here, luckily these are not in Argentina
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Im doing my part
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“The enemy cannot push a button, if you disable his hand!”
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#MEDIC!
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The mobile infantry made me the man I am today.
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Usually?
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Sometimes it’s soy sauce
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Lol 😆
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I love your snoo design. Did you buy it or did you design it yourself? Lol
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Alright, upvote me
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Why?
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I played Grounded, I’m familiar.
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Grounded also taught me that ladybug larva are horrifying and aggressive
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*spraying his own feet*.. ouchh-ouuuchh.. it’s hot!
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Those things get huge bro. I saw one go on a rampage, and My boy J Rico had to stuff a grenade into it to take it out.
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I say kill em all.
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He’s doing his part
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Damn
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Ooo hydrogen peroxide so I can bleach my hair, I ran out.
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The way it moves its leg out of the way like “ah, shit! Ah, fuck!”
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This beetle could use some managed democracy.
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Don’t fuck with the insects man, just let them beetle
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I remember them when I was stationed on Klendathu. They were a little bigger then.
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Sgt Zim never went over what to do if the enemy didn’t *have* any hands…
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle
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It doesn’t make those sounds does it?!
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