Thaitanic
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Thai-tanic: An Unexpected Culinary Journey on the High Seas

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Gentleman, it’s been an honor playing with you tonight.
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The pollution in your lake!! It’s dissolving our barge!
D
Humans are so goddamn weird. I love this.
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Even the ship wants to go down
M
Poseidon himself was saying “hey knock that shit off”.
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His level of singing raised the ship! Had he sing on board the Titanic it would not have sunk.
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“sung”
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Sang
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It just wants to get away from that singing…
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I’m overstimulated
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LOL ikr there’s too much to take in
V
Pour some cold water on it.
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Couldn’t have sang it better myself 😂
C
Don’t sell yourself short man I believe in you
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Karaoke is Thursdays though
T
You probably could have got the words right though
S
Isn’t he singing phonetically? I don’t know if he actually speaks English or not, but I bet it’s hard as fuck to even get close if you don’t.
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Fuck even
B
Wally De Zamboanga On Stage is *the shit*. He’s a modern day Teddy Van Hoorten, and he’s got a *huge* following in Phoenix. He’s appeared on What Was Yet, he’s toured with Wang Thighnasty and Orinj Joose, and won Fan Favorite twice at BestWestival in 2018 and 2027. Wally wurl, y’all, boot foot!! 👢🦶🏼
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What?
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He was a frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour.
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He’s no Roy Donk
K
I truly can’t tell if this is satire or if those are real shows and events. I’m flabbergasted.
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Or a bot on the dead Internet? Because that sure seems like the most likely explanation.
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Not a bot 🙂
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“sung”
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Why he sing good tho
G
The voice of an angel
G
Satan was once an angel so yeah that tracks.
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Satanic
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I’ll hear this 500 times over hearing “In The Arms Of An Angel”. I’ll change that channel so fast, it’d spin your head, cleeen off.
B
Baseball, huh?
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If his voice hadn’t cracked as much, he would actually sound pretty good. I even played a couple parts over again to listen to him hit the high notes.
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He needs about 40 years of voice coaching and a new throat off the black market.
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IDK… I find him kinda entertaining. And let’s not forget the pineapple pen guy. If he can become famous, so can this guy.
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Because Rose said she’d never let go and she needs to keep her promise for Jack 😭
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Guessing Philippines and not Thailand =)
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They are indeed the best at karaoke
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Just don’t sing My Way by Frank Sinatra
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wahahhaa korekekek! wally ampotah tawang tawa ako look a like wally bayola kasi
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yes (?)
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>wahahhaa korekekek! wally ampotah laughing out loud I look like wally bayola because Google Translate had a stroke on that one. It did detect Filipino though.
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ChatGPT’s response: The comment is written in Tagalog (Filipino) mixed with some slang. Here’s a breakdown and translation: * “wahahhaa” – laughter, like “hahaha.” * “korekekek!” – slang for “correct!” or “you’re right!” * “wally ampotah” – “ampotah” is a shortened/less explicit form of “putang ina,” a Filipino curse word often used casually like “damn.” So this means “Damn, Wally…” * “tawang tawa ako” – “I’m laughing so hard.” * “look a like wally bayola kasi” – “because he looks like Wally Bayola.” (Wally Bayola is a Filipino comedian/actor.) Full sense in English: *”Lol, you’re right! Damn Wally, I’m laughing so hard because he looks like Wally Bayola.”* So the commenter is agreeing with the first person, laughing a lot, and pointing out that someone in the discussion looks like the comedian Wally Bayola.
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I’m Filipino and even I could barely understand what the guy was trying to say. ChatGPT’s translation is spot on though.
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I’ve got some Filipino friends on facebook, so I get the occasional weird post on my timeline. Facebook’s built in translate and google translate is trash, but chatgpt does a great job at translating it, even handling slang and mixed dialects pretty well, and explains cultural things.
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Man, your username is a gem. Quite lucky to get that one lol and that effin chatgpt is spot on!
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Korekekek!
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Yeah dude’s last name is Zamboanga which is very filipino.
C
Damn, I think some people are born without survival instincts.
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On the other hand, reddit wildly overreacts to even the smallest amount of possible danger.
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