Last weekend, I decided to take my dog, Max, for a stroll in the park. As we passed by a group of picnickers, I noticed a little girl giggling and pointing at Max, who was obliviously wiggling his tail like a helicopter rotor. I couldn’t help but smile, thinking he was just being his goofy self. But then, I turned around and saw my reflection in a nearby pond—my yoga pants had somehow become more “see-through” than I realized, revealing way more than I intended during our walk.
So there I was, trying to maintain my dignity while simultaneously holding back laughter as the little girl shouted, “Mommy, look at that lady’s dog! His butt is as big as hers!” The picnickers erupted in laughter, and I quickly turned to Max and said, “Buddy, we need to work on our squats!” Clearly, I wasn’t the only one with a big rear end that day!
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That ass.

T
Bruh they grilled Nicki Minaj 😱
C
She was already cooked
9
WAP ( Wet Ass Pig)
J
I should call her
N
We should call her*
F
Communism, the best religion
I
Work, work, work, work, work, work
F
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard 🎵
B
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt. It’s so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends…
J
”The Rhythm goes crazy.”
O
Sheath your weapons, soldiers! It’s just food.
S
too late!!.. i mean to ate!
B
Would eat it
A
Mr. Cameron, is that you?
K
This reminds me GTA 6 trailer
A
Shake shake shake
A
She cooked.
S
Tanned to perfection. The cake is just desert.
J
Garçon, I’ll have the Porc Avec Du Twerk.
H
Twerking pork
H
Alex Jones voice: I would eat that ass.
C
They don;t call it a rump roast for nothing.
P
Boin boin boin boin!!!!
F
Gonna eat with no fork or knife whatsoever
A
Juicy ass 🤤
R
A baddie, through and through 🤏🏼✨
N
cake is cake even if it’s cupcake…
L
Would eat
M
Reminded me of gta 6 trailer
T
Haram. Literally.
D
Ham-ram.
P
gyatt
U
It’s just a little horny, it’s still good, it’s still good
A
Is that some sort of pig pope-mobile?
I
Looks tasty.
T
[Shaking that ass](https://youtu.be/JzQ1__h35bA?si=9miVCl6F4TQZFi-_&t=49)
S
Shake yo ass! Watch yourself! Shake yo ass! Show me how you do it! Shake yo ass! Watch yourself! Shake yo ass! I love when you do it!
J
*Haram video
F
You one that’s jelly cause jam don’t shake like that
M
So this is what they mean by a fate worse than death?
L
It would be better if this pork calmed down
L
Let me be the first to call her
E
Lol
Q
Flo Rida: “Porky had them bacon bottom jeans (jeans), Bootie with the glaze (with the glaze), The whole street was lookin’ atta’ bacon, It hit the food cart (it hit the food cart), Next thing you know, Porky’s cart got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low”
G
I like pork butts and I cannot lie. You Jewish brothers just deny. That when a pig goes by that I want to bite and taste, with my tongue, I know it’s not tough. ‘Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed.
M
If that’s the pope mobile I think I just converted!
A
Perreando hasta el suelo
F
Ok… as a dude that likes to ride motorcycles I would never eat something that has been dragged through miles of city air. When you go ride, its kinda eye opening how many smells you experience compared to a car and just how much your clothes pick up. Ive noticed Im essentially dragging my clothes really fast through whatever air Im currently in and it results in weird smells during and on my cloths for the rest of the day. Any food in that situation has picked up a great deal of random bacteria and nonliving contaminants.
F
where’s kim kardashian going?
D
work it girl work it! 😂
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