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That’s a method to achieve it.

Last weekend, my buddy Tim decided it was time to tackle his infamous “unmanageable” backyard. Armed with nothing but a lawnmower and an idea he had awoken the night before, he thought he could trim both the grass and the overgrown hedges at once. After a few moments of preparation, he hopped onto his trusty mower, secured a pair of goggles on his face that were meant for jet skiing, and revved it up. Off he zoomed into a perfect chaos, sending clippings everywhere but the lawn bag, which promptly exploded like a confetti cannon.
As the mower spewed out grass like a party gone wrong, neighbors stepped outside to witness Tim’s accidental gardening disaster. He zoomed in circles, frantically trying to catch clumps of grass flying through the air, while yelling, “I’m just testing out a new strategy!” But the real comedy was the sight of his dog, Max, trying to catch the airborne grass with the enthusiasm of a squirrel on caffeine, clearly oblivious to the fact that he was the only one having fun. Tim may not have “managed” anything, but he certainly invented a new way to throw a yard party!

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dilldoeorg • 31 points
human mouse trap

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Diogeneezy • 7 points
Someone invented a better mouse trap! Do you know what this means?!

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ol-gormsby • 2 points
Venus human trap. Should put some cable ties on the frame to resemble teeth.

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Ahelex • 1 points
At least you’ll be digested faster than being in a Sarlacc.

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DrChimz • 17 points
r/donthelpjustfilm

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mwoody450 • 14 points
Tiny hairs on the back of the couch detect motion

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HellShooter2 • 10 points
straight up got venus fly trapped

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Jealous_Following_38 • 3 points
lol done that.

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funkinsk8 • 3 points
Nom nom nom nom

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framsanon • 3 points
Like the Venus flytrap.

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rambobamimo • 3 points
Honestly, this is the way when you want to be the little spoon… nice and cozy

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nyx2171 • 2 points
Now they can advertise it as automatic

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EddieMcClintock • 2 points
Gottem! Haha

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jl_theprofessor • 2 points
That’s actually a nightmare to me.

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Flat_Bodybuilder_175 • 2 points
You’re laughing. The couch has consumed a person, and you’re laughing.

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DMala • 1 points
Question is, does JD Vance find this terrifying or arousing?

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Comah808 • 0 points
Am I the only one with instant anxiety because the person laughing didn’t go help her because maybe she can’t breathe? No? Just me?

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beef_creature • 1 points
Definitely staged. Still funny. What a contagious laugh.

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