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That’s a notable handshake.

**That is Quite a Handshake**
At the local networking event, Peter, a notoriously awkward person, decided to make a grand first impression. As he approached a potential business partner, he confidently extended his hand. Little did he know, he had just downed a protein shake that had the consistency of glue. When they clasped hands, Peter exerted enough force that it felt less like a handshake and more like an arm wrestling match. The poor guy’s face contorted in surprise as he struggled to maintain his grip while simultaneously trying not to embarrass himself.
Imagine the scene—their hands stuck together like two clumsy magnets, both trying to save face while the people around them burst into ridiculous laughter. To make matters worse, Peter, determined to salvage the moment, leaned in to whisper something profound, but instead, he accidentally dribbled a few drops of his sticky shake on his partner’s shirt. It was a networking event gone hilariously wrong, where instead of exchanging business cards, they exchanged the kind of awkwardness that would haunt them for years to come.

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HeDuMSD • 659 points
This woman is losing money

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nofmxc • 313 points
Leaving money on the table

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Tripdrakony • 15 points
Take my upvote.

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thatsmyoldlady • 6 points
Money is slipping through her feet fingers.

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czarchastic • 3 points
I’d foot the bill

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mappersorton • 43 points
Hand over foot

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Sudden-Pressure8439 • 14 points
Feetish

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FlyingTiger7four • 16 points
She could be capiTOElising on that skill

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Swayze_train_exp • 5 points
She is Toe-tally awesome!

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whas1an • 135 points
For free???

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david-deeeds • 58 points
In this economy??

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DoTheMario • 6 points
At this time of year!?

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Ibra_63 • 174 points
An AI company is going to feed this video to its video generator model, and people are going to complain the output is not realistic

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NV_1790 • 210 points
RIP her instagram notifications.

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thinmonkey69 • 482 points
Directed by Quentin TOErantino

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Magister5 • 56 points
Starring Natoelie Portman

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ProvePoetsWrong • 9 points
TarantinTOE was right there

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North-Membership-389 • 13 points
Toetoe Toeintoetoe

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animalmasochism • 7 points
Nailed it.

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dogfrost9 • 4 points
Toe-nailed it.

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rokuju_ • 2 points
Toed it.

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thinmonkey69 • 5 points
Toetally missed that one

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FlyingTiger7four • 6 points
Nah, yours was better

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GANDORF57 • 0 points
I think twice before going “toe-to-toe” with anybody and this lady is doing it live on television!

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enjambd • 2 points
Taranfeeto

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Florafly • 1 points
Quentoe Toerantino. The more toes the better.

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DrPootytang • 2 points
Quentoe Toerantintoe

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Staybackifarted • 47 points
Millions of foot fetishists were created just now.

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xstrike0 • 18 points
I’m not even a foot guy, but something about that red suit and the “local celebrity” vibe plus her showing them like that did it for me.

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rkan665 • 1 points
Congrats you are now a foot guy.

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