That will create a bruise.
in WTF
That’s bound to leave a lasting impression.

S
cockstrong and headsure!
B
Or was it the other way around?
J
[Milhouse, stop that!](https://youtu.be/Y9OBc1P6QWE?si=R-Bo07cLyOj1mmOR)
T
Cockhead and strongsure
T
“Oww! My Balls!”, They just need a TV deal.
M
We taught him Kung Fu wrong as a joke.
N
Now how do you like my face to your fist?
E
Now try my nuts to your fist style.
M
I’m bleeding, making me the victor!
E
Hmmmphh. In your dreams. Weeeuuuu
S
Scrolling through quickly I read Kung Fu Wong and thought that was his name
B
i just watched “idiocracy” last night are you talking about the show from that movie?
T
Indeed. Oddly enough, I rewatched it the other night. It’s fresh in my mind.
P
There’s got to be a better way to perform vasectomies. Cue new tv product…
M
r/idiocracy
H
I think the question is why, not how…
J
Vasectomies are getting pricey
I
Ion need no stinking pussy.
T
Training in case of capture, because according to the internet Americans love cock and ball torture.
S
Definitely not just Americans
P
Ikr, it’s nuts.
T
Getting kicked there can take you down fast. So train to prevent that.
G
Think I’ll just pass and take my chances, good looking out though!
N
It’s symbollock
S
Oh well, its getting late, so it’s of to bed and hit the sack
T
Preparing for work tomorrow
T
How it feels to grocery shop these days.
O
They push their testicles up in their body cavity and then bind their scrotum to keep them there.
S
Not a bad idea if you think about it
B
I think one of the downsides is you cook your sperm.
H
These guys definitely not reproducing either way.
G
also risk of torsion.
S
i don’t think so. While lifted, they can not twist. From the one torsion of “andro-switch” users i am aware of, among some 20k users, this is pretty much the same rate than in normal men.
L
It’s all upside! I genuinely think that heat as a contraceptive for males is very underutilized. Sit in a barely tolerable hot bath for an hour 3 days in a row and that should wipe out all the sperm. Takes the body 2-3 months to grow and mature new sperm. There was an actual study showing that a jock strap which held the testes close to the body also worked as an effective contraceptive.
S
I was about answering about “tucking”, too. Exactly. \> barely tolerable hot bath for an hour 3 days in a row 3 days are not enough. i did some 3 month, every 2nd/3rd day some 30+ minutes which was not enough (concentration some 1/3rd, motility down to some 3%. Could be better than nothing, but we did not rely on) then i started body temp, 15h/day: \> There was an actual study showing that a jock strap which held the testes close to the body also worked as an effective contraceptive. This, and the modern silicone ring “andro-switch” (heading to approval) i am using since 2 years now. Does work fine: some 0.5mil/ml, 0% vital
P
There is one critical downside: testicular cancer. Heating up your balls increases the risk of getting it significantly, like tenfold
L
Do you have a source for that statement? The only thing I could find was that people with cryptorchidism (born with testicles that are retained in the abdomen) have a 3-10x higher risk. This is a correlation because the testicles are kept at a higher temp, but there are many other factors including that the risk could be heat during adolescent development/genetic factors related to the condition/any other impact that the condition causes which different from someone who intentionally does the heating.
S
same than tucking, and is recommended not to exceed 8h/day (because of fertility). I do not thing they do training 8h/day 😉 Doing this 15h/day will bring your sperm down to infertile levels (i do, prodict called “andro-switch)
C
Cheaters
G
What about their dicks?
G
Surprisingly few pain receptors. Just lay it flat against the sack and it will not get caught on anything. It may loss some functionality though.
I
You obviously have never been kicked in the dick.
M
Mine occasionally just sort of do that on their own. When my sack tightens up either from an erection or from the cold, my nuts just kind of migrate up above my pubic bone. Funny story, one time my gf was going down on me and she went to give the balls some attention. Apparently she got a mouth full of empty scrote, and look up at me confused and asked, “Ummm… where’s your left nut?” I was like, “Oh, sorry it must’ve wandered off again.” And I popped it back into place with my thumb. Hoooo boy, the look of confusion mixed with intrigue and just a touch of horror was about the funniest thing I’d ever seen. “I DIDN’T KNOW THEY COULD *DO* THAT!!” She finally yelled. That combined with the new expression on her face full of wonder, like someone who just saw the coolest magic trick ever, caused me to collapse on the bed laughing hysterically.
L
🚶🥜🧍
K
wat
W
I think with training you can retract your balls into your body without doing that.
G
There isn’t any muscle there it’s all heat reactive skin. You can cirtainly get to the point where “binding” is incredibly minimal by having them all the back where they started in a comfortable manner. Yes that deep(5/6 cm on me) it does protect you from roll over and vomit reactions to sudden impact.
C
Just a little get together the with guys
N
Fine. That’s it. I will NOT sign up for karate classes.
T
What it’s like being an Angels fan.
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