Two years ago, my friends and I decided to throw the ultimate Jeopardy-themed celebration for my birthday. We transformed the living room into a game show set, complete with a makeshift podium and a homemade buzzer system that had a tendency to short-circuit more often than not. After hours of painstaking trivia preparation, we finally sat down to play, and chaos ensued when the “Daily Double” turned out to be a literal double helping of cake—let’s just say we were all buzzing more than our broken buzzer!
Imagine a room full of adults trying to decide whether “who wrote ‘Moby Dick?’” or “what is the best topping for pizza?” was categorized under Literature or Food, while simultaneously trying not to spill frosting on the scoreboard (which was, of course, a giant posterboard). By the end, someone had mistakenly answered “What is a cat?” for every single question, earning them the title of “most confusing contestant” and resulting in uncontrollable laughter. Not to mention, we ate so much cake that we unanimously decided to answer the final Jeopardy question as “What is a food coma?”—and let’s be real, that’s the best trivia to ever come out of a birthday celebration.
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The Most Remarkable Jeopardy Celebration Occurred 2 Years Ago.

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Looks like she just solved middle-out compression.
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Doing the math on that and taking it so seriously was probably the funniest scene in that show.
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Im pretty sure they started that whole show for that joke. It was definitely the high point.
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I think the conclusion was to start at the middle point.
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I was watching that episode on an airplane and couldn’t contain my laughter. As a software engineer, that scene was 1000% accurate. I showed it to my wife, and she was like ok?
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You guys white board how to efficiently jerk off 800 people?
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This guy *really* went to town on the idea [The Math Behind The Dick Joke](https://www.cantorsparadise.org/the-math-behind-that-dick-joke-in-hbos-silicon-valley-3becdebe9118/)
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once I saw Trump dancing, I could not get the scene out of my head.
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You described my wife perfectly when watching the show… Never got past the first season with her. She would be laughing at random times and when I asked what was funny it basically comes down to some silly thing only a 5 year old would laugh at.
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“Hey Dinesh, nice chain… Do you choke your Mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?”
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A close second was the abrupt end to the skunk works scheme.
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[Doing the math you say?](https://www.scribd.com/doc/228831637/Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency)
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To shreds you say?
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I think that clip is what made me watch it. Really enjoyed the first season or two but became painful to watch afterwords. I don’t do well with akward humor often.
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Hotdog or not hotdog
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Hot dog. Definitely hot dog…
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Yes. I eat the fish.
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Maybe 2
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Issa water animal.
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Bratwurst
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MJT
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DTF
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WTF
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Phds
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STDS
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DJT
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I understand this reference. Hats off to you
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At least her heart didn’t go out to them!
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This guy fucks
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They never considered a significant variable. The sexuality of the men being jerked. A straight man might not get aroused from TJ Miller jerking them off. Hell, I daresay a number of gay men wouldn’t either. He could be mashing away at some guy for hours, to no avail.
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Girth is way more quantifiable of an effect when you go tip to tip.
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Idk. As a straight guy, TJ Miller jerking me off would make a good story that I could to tell to my grandchildren…. Jesus (love you TJ)
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Ok ok, What if we have two optional fluffers one attractive male (Fm) one attractive female (Ff). We now need to consider fluffer to Miller swap time F2Mst But but Now we’re also using 6 arms so MJT can be effectively cut by 66%!!! Yes I think we’re getting there
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Ample lube and the jerk-ees keep their eyes closed. Problem solved.
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What about an anonymization system? Like a glorious hole that can be adjusted to the input?
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another variable I dont remember them taking into account is that many men dont point straight out. they went over different heights for either tip-to-tip or shaft-to-shaft and that they could solve some of it with “angling the taller guy’s downward” but what if they have tall guys that point upward?
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“It’s important to match the heights”
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I’ll take Advanced Data Compression for $1,000.
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now we have to make sure that each guy is as tall as the other they are facing
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That you Lauren Boebert?!
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Nah shes too high uo with that movement you gotta think about the dtf ratio
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Fucking hell my baby had just fallen asleep you monster
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Would girth similarity have an effect?
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*”Guys, does girth similarity affect Erlich’s ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?”*
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Wow. Thats a reference I didn’t think I’d see. I never even finished the show.
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Ok nerd face
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Middle out?
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Optimal tip top tip efficiency
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Beware of girth difference!
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How fast could you jerk off every guy in this room? I know how long it would take me, and I can prove it
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