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The final thing one would anticipate seeing adrift on the sea.
F
Now that’s a good roof
V
I wish my roof was as nice
F
Yeah, I have a feeling it would be easier to find insurance for this house boat than my roof 😵💫
T
Throw the whole roof out, make me a bat proof roof!
A
We are spending too much time on Reddit man…
T
12 years strong here. I was spending too much time on Reddit 13 years ago so I made an account lol. I do this like it’s my job because I do this at my job.
A
>I do this like it’s my job because I do this at my job. 🤣🤣🤣 I chuckled loudly. 10 years over here. Let’s keep the flame burning, brother!
G
12 years here I’ll join yall
O
-I understood that reference-
T
It looks metal, and as someone who has half of their roof metal(don’t ask me as the previous owner) it kicks ass. Sounds amazing during rain and lasts forever.
R
Doesn’t that turn it into an oven in the summer though? Or does it have insulation underneath?
O
I suspect the reason its floats is because the whole roof interior was sprayed with expending foam. It would also explain how it stays together and is not falling appart
K
Throw some solar panels to insulate on top. Less direct exposure to heat with the added benefit of generating electricity.
B
crawl space and insulation in the ceiling! located in a desert area that hits 100+°F for days on end in the summers (and we only have a couple of window units), plus it hasn’t ever needed replacement sheets or any repairs in the 25 years it’s existed!
W
I had a metal roof put on my house this year and live in a hot climate. They kept my shingles roof, added 2×4 runners, and put the metal roof on over that. Not only do I not hear the rain but the drop in my power bill from the ac running less is notable. I am guessing having that pocket of air between the 2 roofs acts like a Yeti cooler. I love my metal roof
T
It’s not different than an asphalt roof in that respect.
Z
When it gets too hot, you just put it in the ocean.
W
Is that a houseboat?
F
Considering all the houses that are underwater right now, yes, yes it is.
T
Sub-primemarines
D
I think it’s one of those new housesubmarines
B
Precisely. The old New York class is being phased out and the more recent North Carolina class housesubmarines are being implemented in task forces this year, specifically the Outer Banks variant.
W
Sooo…they’re subletting?
W
It’s a regular house, with a sunken living room and an island in the kitchen.
N
HouseUboat
F
It is now!
P
Could be an advertisement for the roofing company
F
“Does your roof float? Buy from the GOAT! GOAT roofing, catch these deals before they sail away”
B
It’s a sea-ling
S
Pull it and give it to the guy with the bat problem
T
Any idea what the point bits on each end are?
N
They’re for impaling your enemies so your neighbors know who’s boss.
P
Roof spires. Purely decorative.
W
The bowsprit!
P
Lightening rods to ground lightening strikes.
T
It is built to survive the high seas. Arrrrrrr.
N
Actually no. No ventilation. Hot as hell in the summer and moisture problems.
I
Exactly first thought. The house was stronger then the foundation it was built on.
T
I probably still couldn’t afford it
K
Yea, you’d be underwater with that mortgage!
B
its got ocean front views on all sides, that kind of thing is rare. don’t pass up this beauty. Needs a bit of TLC
C
Jokes aside, it really is rare, but ocean front view on all sides does exist in the Bahamas lol some of the islands are so small, that there are random little rock islands next to them with houses. The owners usually have a little boat to go to the bigger island with the grocery store, and then a much larger boat for fishing/traveling to other islands. Definitely a rich person’s game though
S
“Nice sea view”
G
Ocean is right at your doorstep! Don’t miss this exciting offer! $5,000,000 asking price!
E
Who is their roofer? I want their number.
T
Johnson Roofing. When you want your roof to be the least of your problems.
D
Legitimately whoever made this roof should make a commercial with this footage and that tagline
J
My Johnson has been *most* of my problems.
C
You need to put a good roof on top of it. Seems to help.
J
Instructions unclear: Putting a sheet metal roof on my Johnson.
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