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The items observed at the Barcelona Airport
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Just a guy going on holiday with his Mummy.
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Just a guy flying for free
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Just a guy checking his gimp.
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Agent: Bring out the gimp. Gimp’s sleeping. Agent: Well then you’re gonna have to wake him up then, aren’t you?
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Please don’t wake up my friend. He’s dead tired.
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Couldn’t upload the photo itself unfortunately.
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lol right? a holiday with mum sounds pretty wild, hope its a good time
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his arms don’t seem broken
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When your wife insists that her mother comes along for your holiday…you insist on booking the tickets…
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gotta love that classic mummy’s boy vibe, must be a fun trip lmao
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God forbid people have hobbies.
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yeah thats just a whole different level of vacation vibes honestly
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Give the guy a break. It’s his support mummy.
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That’s not suspicious at all. Meanwhile I get all nervous obsessing if I forgot to get rid of the apple in my carry on.
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It can be a game of bluff. I flew from Portugal with 20kg of tiles in my hand luggage (different times). The customs guy said “Hashish Sir? Hahaha” and let me through without checking. Imagine I would have carried something contraband!
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When you promised your mother-in-law you would take her on vacation.
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But, then you tied her dog to the bumper on your car and just floored it.
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Is it the Stig?
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It’s the Stig’s Barcelona cousin!
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The thtig!
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El Stigo
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Some say he’s magnetic and always points to South Yorkshire
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Sir are you smuggling Egyptian artefacts?
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The British Museum has entered the chat
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They didn’t smuggle. The guys said “I quite like that, get some people and have them put it on my ship. ” Marble is heavy.
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My guess was sex doll
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British national history museum on their annual summer holidays
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Aunt Edna, European Vacation
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You should see the shit people bring through Alaska airports
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Concrete blocks, enough to build a berm. One at a time.
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On Alaska Airlines, Alaska residents get two free checked bags so at least we get two free bags full of cinderblocks.
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I still recall one land owner had an entire breakwater shipped via USPS one 12″X12″X12″ block at a time. By. The. Book. It pissed the post office royally, but they had to comply.
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On top of that, i t may have been bypass mail.
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From the article, all the other avenues would have cost the owner a kings ransom. These went bulk rate.
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Strawberry socks with a Hawaii shirt… really
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Really.
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The mummy’s name is Muy Fragile. Must be Italian.
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Fragilé
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Uncle Knicknack!!
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His Summer wardrobe 😉
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Came here to say this !
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Or his winter wardrobe..
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GoRuck!
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Goruck Selection Barcelona didn’t go according to plan
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Bernie?
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I’m disappointed I had to scroll this much for a comment so obvious
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Pretty sure that is an acoustic guitar, you can tell be the pixels.
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Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus. Planes totally going down.
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I fly outta Barcelona every other month and I have never seen this shit!! 15lbs of Iberico ham however…
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