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There must be a reason for the presence of this no-feces sign (OC).

One sunny afternoon, I decided to take my dog, Mr. Puddles, for a walk in the local park. As we strolled along, we came across a peculiar sign plastered with a cartoon cat and a stern message: “DO NOT SHIT HERE!” Now, mind you, Mr. Puddles was clearly unimpressed, making a beeline for the very spot the sign warned against. I laughed as I pretended to scold him, “Come on, buddy! It says no pooping!”
Just then, a woman jogging by burst out laughing, joking, “Maybe that’s where they buried the world’s worst cat!” And suddenly, every passerby seemed to have a theory about the sign’s origin – a secret litterbox crime scene or some infamous feline plotting mischief in the bushes. I swear, Mr. Puddles looked at us as if he understood, and for a brief moment, we were all just giggling about the absurdity of the situation. Who knew a simple sign could spark such a community of laughter over our pets’ natural instincts?

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Jamsedreng22 • 82 points
Because somebody shat there.

-1_points • 41 points
Repeatedly

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Bauerman51 • 17 points
Yeah. If it was just once, it’d probably be just a paper sign. This is the full metal version. I’d think it was a ***several shit*** thing

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THCDonut • 11 points
I wonder what the average amount of shits in the same spot it’d take before your average person would erect a sign. Technically speaking there is a shit to sign ratio.

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Training_Ad_4790 • 7 points
Im gonna do some research. Ill let you know how many times before they put a sign up for me

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GANDORF57 • 8 points
If I’m not allowed to poop here, why do they call them “dumpsters”?

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Bauerman51 • 4 points
I’d like to think it’d be at least a 3.5 to 1 ratio

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koolaidismything • 3 points
4

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steved3604 • 2 points
It’s also important to know shit from Sign-ola.

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thebluearecoming • 2 points
I hate you. Take my upvote.

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mo3rd • 2 points
insert drake computer meme

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bhenghisfudge • 2 points
To be fair, it looks like a nice spot to shit.

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mrskvarforth • 1 points
i wasn’t asking, that was a conclusion 😅 an obvious conclusion lol i’m aware of that guys, i’m not stupid

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berrylakin • 47 points
I’m pretty sure whoever is shitting by the dumpster doesn’t care about the sign

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EllisDee3 • 3 points
Probably can’t read…

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Due-Trip-2822 • 5 points
hmm, a blind person perhaps .

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EllisDee3 • 2 points
They love that dumpster…

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ionshower • 1 points
Maybe a large, mutated Raccoon or some other foraging animal that has been affected by mutagens.

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dravik • 1 points
I don’t think so. Mutagens only affect rats and turtles. I don’t think it would be a raccoon. Is this dumpster near a pizza place?

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prettymuthafucka • 3 points
There’s nothing to read…

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EllisDee3 • 0 points
Apparently can’t read the room, either.

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Rokronroff • 2 points
That’s why it’s just a picture

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lyingliar • 1 points
Oh, boy… Now I *can’t* shit here?!

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Careless_Ad_21 • 28 points
The best “NO DUMPING” sign ever!

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Strawberries_Spiders • 5 points
THIS 👆🏻

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meanblazinlolz • 1 points
No dumping in my dump!

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Careless_Ad_21 • 2 points
No, dump in the dumper! 😝

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Swanky-Badger • 19 points
Don’t twerk at anthills?

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eisenklad • 2 points
Dont teabag molehills

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I-only-read-titles • 2 points
JAR MAN NOT ALLOWED!

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