One sunny afternoon, I decided to take my dog, Mr. Puddles, for a walk in the local park. As we strolled along, we came across a peculiar sign plastered with a cartoon cat and a stern message: “DO NOT SHIT HERE!” Now, mind you, Mr. Puddles was clearly unimpressed, making a beeline for the very spot the sign warned against. I laughed as I pretended to scold him, “Come on, buddy! It says no pooping!”
Just then, a woman jogging by burst out laughing, joking, “Maybe that’s where they buried the world’s worst cat!” And suddenly, every passerby seemed to have a theory about the sign’s origin – a secret litterbox crime scene or some infamous feline plotting mischief in the bushes. I swear, Mr. Puddles looked at us as if he understood, and for a brief moment, we were all just giggling about the absurdity of the situation. Who knew a simple sign could spark such a community of laughter over our pets’ natural instincts?
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There must be a reason for the presence of this no-feces sign (OC).

J
Because somebody shat there.
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Repeatedly
B
Yeah. If it was just once, it’d probably be just a paper sign. This is the full metal version. I’d think it was a ***several shit*** thing
T
I wonder what the average amount of shits in the same spot it’d take before your average person would erect a sign. Technically speaking there is a shit to sign ratio.
T
Im gonna do some research. Ill let you know how many times before they put a sign up for me
G
If I’m not allowed to poop here, why do they call them “dumpsters”?
B
I’d like to think it’d be at least a 3.5 to 1 ratio
K
4
S
It’s also important to know shit from Sign-ola.
T
I hate you. Take my upvote.
M
insert drake computer meme
B
To be fair, it looks like a nice spot to shit.
M
i wasn’t asking, that was a conclusion 😅 an obvious conclusion lol i’m aware of that guys, i’m not stupid
B
I’m pretty sure whoever is shitting by the dumpster doesn’t care about the sign
E
Probably can’t read…
D
hmm, a blind person perhaps .
E
They love that dumpster…
I
Maybe a large, mutated Raccoon or some other foraging animal that has been affected by mutagens.
D
I don’t think so. Mutagens only affect rats and turtles. I don’t think it would be a raccoon. Is this dumpster near a pizza place?
P
There’s nothing to read…
E
Apparently can’t read the room, either.
R
That’s why it’s just a picture
L
Oh, boy… Now I *can’t* shit here?!
C
The best “NO DUMPING” sign ever!
S
THIS 👆🏻
M
No dumping in my dump!
C
No, dump in the dumper! 😝
S
Don’t twerk at anthills?
E
Dont teabag molehills
I
JAR MAN NOT ALLOWED!
C
Regulations are written in ~~blood~~ poop.
G
You should see a doctor about that.
P
Every sign has its own story. This story I don’t like to hear.
C
Ever been to India because I have and I saw that sign and a guy shitting under it in a3 way intersection in Benguluru
S
The people who need to shit behind that dumpster aren’t going to give a shit about that sign.
E
Hey look, it’s Sherlock!
T
No shit…
S
Underrated comment
B
Because it would get stuck in the asshole in that cold winter
T
~~Bridge~~ asshole freezes before ~~road~~ ass.
N
No big jumps
K
I have witnessed someone shitting along a main road at lunchtime. People are weird.
S
Pop squatters really . This is getting out of hand.🫠
T
At my old job, homeless folks would shit in or behind the dumpsters. Might be the reason for this.
S
Plz saar
D
No dumping by the dumpster
D
They were tired of people vandalizing the Cyber Truck.
B
Delivery people maybe dropped a load a few times
F
Yeah they think it’s a shitting street like back home.
M
Disgruntled Tesla owner????
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