Last Tuesday, I woke up convinced I had forgotten to turn off the stove after cooking pasta the night before. I dashed into the kitchen only to find my cat, Mr. Whiskers, lounging on the countertop, blissfully oblivious to my panic as he bathed himself. I checked the stove—it was off, and I let out a huge sigh of relief. But, of course, in my rush, I accidentally knocked over a jar of spaghetti sauce that splattered everywhere, turning my kitchen into a crime scene for culinary accidents.
As I stood there, staring at the chaotic mess, Mr. Whiskers looked at me like, “Really? You were worried about a stove when there’s a full-on sauce explosion happening?” It’s hard to worry too much when your cat seems to have a better grip on the situation, lounging in the ruin like an arrogant little king. I imagined him thinking, “Well, at least it’s not another hairball incident!” And there I was, reflecting on my life choices while cleaning up tomato sauce, realizing perhaps I had more to worry about than just the stove.
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There’s no need for concern, is there?

G
“He’s been at it for 20 minutes.”
A
Must work in retail
T
No need to worry, its just a game… unless he’s playing wife simulator.
I
Wife simulator usually has a different type of thrusting.
X
But no trust
N
It’s Madden 2026. They’ve made it even more realistic and now you can beat your wife up.
1
Off-season mode.
J
Thats cop simulator
C
Gotta buy the dog shooting dlc though
C
If it doesn’t exist, it will now…
J
https://store.steampowered.com/app/496750/The_Housewife/
C
Or teacher búster on c64😅
F
Looks like he’s the wife in game
Z
He is but he’s playing the wife and beating the husband
J
“How about you take a bite out of my KNUCKLE SANDWICH!” https://youtu.be/WnE2VW7zWtI?si=4QJxWcbew3zwz6MQ
R
*virtual psychopath!
H
Nuance definitely matters! lol
S
virtual insanity
K
Its called *Exercise*
R
Imagine if this were office simulator…. Everyone wants to do this to that guy who brings up the last minute alibi right as the meeting is supposed to be adjourned and drags this shit out for another half hour. Fucking shut the hell up Kevin!
Z
I hate the people that raise their hands for dumb questions at the end of a 2-3 hour safety brief. Like… go home and google your problem. The 1SG doesn’t care…
D
At least he’s keeping it virtual. I’ve been known to shoot someone a few dozen extra and unnecessary times in RDR2 to vent some frustration. Wouldn’t hurt a fly outside of a video game though.
S
In saints row 2 id load up a grandma with c4 then chain the explosions to watch her fly away.
S
I had a friend that would drop what they were doing immediately if an npc had an oxygen tank just to shoot it
M
In Bioshock, that first big daddy… I’m sure I could have just killed it with guns and kiting. I didn’t need to spend twenty minutes finding every fire extinguisher or oxygen tank in the level and pile them in the center of the room, where he would be walking. I didn’t need to make it explode. It’s about sending a message. I wanted to.
A
Heh, I’m that friend, except I drive when we play SR4 together, and I chase and run over every bicyclist I see, lol
B
A core memory for my friend group was playing gta3 on release and one buddy pulled a shotty and said “howdy grandma” then just blasted her with shotty and she went flying lol
F
I just recently started playing this again and have been doing the same thing 😭😂
T
In Ghost Recon Wildlands if you shoot a civilian you get penalized. If you run over a civilian you get penalized. If you shoot near enough to a civilian to get them to jump in front of someone else’s car, no penalty.
M
I always read this as R2D2, every time lol
R
Red too dead too
O
If we started being held accountable in real life for the actions we take in video games, prison construction would turn into the biggest growth industry overnight.
M
But Judge, I saved the game BEFORE I slaughtered that village. I swear I was going to reload back to when they were still alive.
S
… to do it again
J
Man the shit I did in Fable back in the day would have me buried under the Hague.
E
HEADSHOT
R
This guy games!
O
All those hours in prison architect would pay off!
P
Maybe that is helping him out to release stress u never know
M
Might work in a “family” office environment or retail
P
Yes I agree
H
Man’s tempo pretty good thou.
S
“Honey, if you’re going to be a psychopath today, at least cast it to the television from your PC first, so that I can post it on Reddit for karma. Your computer screen is too small…” “Okay, dear.”
J
Playing Blade & Sorcery made me feel kinda guilty as half of the opponents are women. But the lightsaber mod made me feel happy again.
H
Why do people play these vr game with a tv on? Is it even necessary?
R
Typically when using a VR headset it displays to the monitor as well as the headset
S
so they can stage these posts for karma
W
That’s weird… the game wasn’t even set up for this….
A
Actually it was. That’s the room where you have to kill a copy of yourself with only a bunch of empty pots. Grabbing yourself and smashing your face against things is one of the easier ways to win that fight.
L
At least he has an outlet for his…. rage
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