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They requested a self-driving taxi, and a parrot was behind the wheel.

**What Happened:** One sunny afternoon, Sarah and Tom decided to embrace the future and order a self-driving taxi to take them to the beach. They eagerly hopped in, only to discover that behind the wheel was not a sophisticated AI, but a surprisingly plucky parrot wearing a tiny captain’s hat. As the taxi zoomed down the road, the parrot squawked cheerful directions, albeit with a notable preference for scenic routes that looped around every ice cream shop.

**Why It’s Funny:** Picture this: Tom trying to explain to the police why they were pulled over for speeding, while Sarah bursts out laughing, pointing at the parrot, who’s now fluffing its feathers with attitude. Not only were they being driven by a bird with an impressive sense of navigation, but it was also yelling “caw-caw, let’s get slushies!” every few minutes. Who knew that technology would evolve to a point where instead of a smooth Google Maps experience, they’d have their very own avian Uber driver with a flair for dramatics?

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babyboomersfuckedus • 1,002 points
he’s doing his best okay

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NoFortune1320 • 290 points
He’s not even looking at the road. Super unsafe

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shrimpcreole • 44 points
He’s free of his cage and loving it

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stuck_in_the_desert • 30 points
What are you talking about? He’s got a bird’s eye view

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koalasarentferfuckin • 16 points
Hands at 12 and 12. Sheesh

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North_Bee2095 • 6 points
Yep, they should give him a break😤

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LorenBlaqe • 7 points
Full energy, no tired

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Extreme-Island-5041 • 3 points
I’d buy Polly a pack of crackers

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True-Ad8533 • 2 points
He’s driving perfectly without looking at the road. This bird has to be the best driver alive.

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BuckeyeGentleman • 517 points
I would legit pay extra for this experience. Hilarious

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LorenBlaqe • 43 points
Yes cool bird and good driving.

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CrranjisMcBasketball • 203 points
Gotta make a living in this economy

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latecraigy • 62 points
Have you seen the price of crackers lately

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Admirable_Count989 • 11 points
Feathers ain’t working for peanuts!

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the_balticat • 1 points
Polly wants benefits

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MammothAmbition8910 • 176 points
As long as he didn’t start tweeting while driving. Gotta stay focussed.

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LorenBlaqe • 14 points
:D:D very smart

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missingN0pe • 2 points
Yes, not tweeting whilst driving is very smart; correct.

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0KlausAdler0 • 8 points
👏😆

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UnlimitedButts • 77 points
Lmao dude got the Herbert whistle. Never heard that irl

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VolcurusX • 11 points
I watched it muted the first time. I was not ready for that lmao

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bachstakoven • 3 points
All he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth

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monkpunch • 2 points
Bro needs to stick a shim between his teeth or something

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HotKarldalton • 78 points
**Ss**omebody i*ss* looking for a mu***ss***cly-armed paperboy..

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IQuoteShowsAlot • 19 points
Getch yo fatass-ss back hyar

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Splinterman11 • 4 points
….now I want more..

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vick5516 • 19 points
little dude is hanging on for dear life

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Doublej03 • 12 points
I thought it was a guy in the Philippines.

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stacity • 3 points
*insert I understood the reference gif*

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AdCheap8058 • 29 points
This may seem fun but it is very unsafe guys. Don’t try it. One time a spider came out of my sun visor and I nearly wrecked.

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