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They will ride away into the sunset.
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Looks like he’s in a stable relationship
B
That’s the mane thing.
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Quit horsing around.
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It’d behoove you to stay out of this.
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Colicker
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It’s just a little horse-play.
S
Save a horse, ride a horse-boy?
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Just foaling around
R
He’s not wearing any nickers.
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There’s enough leather for the both of them.
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I wonder what their neigh-bours think though?
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Neigh
W
A bunch of horse shit, if you ask me.
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r/Angryupvote
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Tack on another upvote
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A conversation that started with open minds and the question “so honey what do you want to do today?”
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“How about a ride along the beach” “Sure, sounds great, let me get the keys” “No, honey. Not like that…”
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Honey, what do you want to do today that will force people outside of our relationship to reckon with our personal choices whether they would like to or not?
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Those people are probably happier and more mentally stable than 95% of the people on this site.
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“WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN?”
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If there is no one left to memba, then who is gonna tell the tell?
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#DAD!! WE’RE DEAD MEAT!!
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*[Low voice, almost a whisper]* Master Blaster. Master Blaster what?! *[Loud and clear voice]* Master Blaster runs Barter Town! Lift embargo.
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Three seconds, break neck.
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Beat me to it.☝️
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No worries. We can sing the song together. I’ll go first. *Out of the ruins*
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Say louder.
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In the frothy annals of medieval Moravian village life, few traditions were as eyebrow-raising as the notorious “Ride of the Bride.” Practiced during fertility festivals — often after far too much plum brandy — young women would select their intended and mount them piggyback-style, sometimes wearing spurs, feathers, or nothing at all, depending on the family’s degree of piety. The men, oiled with goose fat and dignity in short supply, would gallop in a race around the bonfire while elders shouted blessings and innuendos. Legend held that the farther a man carried his rider without tripping, the more virile he’d be — a belief supported only by how many children the couple had accidentally by the next solstice. Church authorities tried to ban the ritual in the 1500s, but records suggest they mostly just watched from a distance, pretending to cough.
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Can’t decide if that’s true or fiction… more leaning to fiction though.
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I was waiting for a resurgence of shittymorph. I wonder from time to time where they went.
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Are those leather shoes on the beach? Wtf…
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Had to scroll too far for this, black leather on hands feet and face in the sun on the beach sounds like actual torture
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> sounds like actual torture I think that’s the whole point, honey.
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I don’t know why but the shoes threw me too haha
D
Keep your kink shit to spaces where everyone consents to seeing it.
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Yes, however We don’t know this isn’t at a kink event
C
Yeah! No horsing around on the beach!
T
What is this a crossover episode?
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It’s interesting how the idea that knowing at least one of them is getting off changes our perception. What if there was nothing sexual about it at all? What if it was an expression of art or whimsy? Perhaps it’s more of a reflection of our selves in how we perceive the spectacle of others, and more importantly how our children see us react to it.
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It is a reflection of how I don’t want to non-consentingly be involved in other people’s sex life, yes. I could be a cashier at a grocery store and scan groceries all day and think nothing of it, but if someone came through my line with just a cucumber, a banana, and a zucchini or whatever and was breathing all heavy like “can you rub these over the scanner for me? Oh yeaaah. I like the way you handle those. That’s niiiice” I’d feel some kind of way about it. Public displays like the above are largely about the reaction of the general public and about the fact that people are seeing them do it. If they were trotting around in their own homes no one would give a shit. It’s not about someone sexually enjoying riding a horseman. It’s about someone sexually enjoying *me watching them* ride a horseman.
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Says the guy on r/WTF who came here to see this kind of stuff.
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Wait, I wanna see where this is going…
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It’s not like they are nude or anything so I can’t see your problem. Are you also the type of person who says gays can’t kiss publicly because it doesn’t conform to your worldview?
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Always the anime peeps with the weirdest fucking takes
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Every damn time
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Broseph that dude is absolutely naked
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Being gay isnt a kink so no of course he didnt mean that. Get better rage bait moron. Also this guys dick is fully out, you can see his asscheeks
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Im aware of that but that doesn’t mean many people don’t treat it the same way
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This is an insane response lol. It was sarcasm right? Like you’re comparing this to a little smooch between two guys? That’s crazy work.
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Gay isn’t a form of kink.
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