**This Warning on the Plastic Packaging of My New Clothes**
After eagerly ripping open the plastic packaging of my new clothes, which I ordered during an emotional online shopping spree, I stumbled upon a warning that read, “Warning: This packaging may suffocate.” Naturally, my mind raced with visions of me wrestling with a plastic bag, all because I couldn’t resist the urge to try on yet another pair of trendy overalls.
The irony is that I could barely fit into those overalls due to my quarantine snacking habits, but here I was, about to choke on the packaging instead. Who knew the most dangerous part of my shopping spree would be the plastic? I laughed so hard I almost forgot how to breathe—thankfully, the only thing suffocating that day was my self-control while online shopping!
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This alert on the plastic wrap of my new garments

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Protec titi
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A cause I can get behind
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I’ll lend my hands for support
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And my axe!
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u know what’s fun fact, i search the titi in other language such as tagalog lol it means “cock”
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I also choose this guys dead wife’s titi
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tities must not be wrapped in plastic
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They put the plastic in the tities nowadays
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Damn, Dexter chill
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We talking styrene or polyester?
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yes
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Hey! No kink-shaming!
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Free the titi
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Free both titi!
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Except Humiliation Fetishists!
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WAT? i need to let my spouse know
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Aqua Lene has some words for you
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I agree, it is important
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r/kerning
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I was having this discussion with my young son. Above all things – titties. And although they’re my wife’s titties, I don’t mind sharing.
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New York titi, a titi that never sleeps
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I can’t believe I’m the first to share this. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/42YP2xZeVD
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Wotld is now world but we still need to protectiti
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so glad v2 has corrected the Wotld bug, so much easier to understand now
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***Protectiti***?! Sounds like they were shipping a chainmail bra!
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I’ve seen it, for what it’s worth!
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Funny that the OOP had two words misspelled which got fixed in the OP.
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This is my favorite presentation/delivery… the narrator did a wonderful job, I always chuckle
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At least some of the spelling issues have been fixed now!
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You arent
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Omg, I remember it, I upvoted it then and now its locked. Legendary message though
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Or perhaps we can just stop wrapping everything in gratuitous amounts of plastic.
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Plastic, wrapped in plastic, wrapped in plastic. I should probably go back to buying clothes in physical stores.
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So much clothing is also made from plastic these days. Tires and clothing are two of the biggest contributors to the microplastic problem by a wide margin.
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Tires! Lets figure out how to use natural rubbers more!
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Apparently, even natural fibers are getting treated and coated in synthetic materials too, and the clothes manufacturers don’t have to disclose what it is. The tags will say 100% cotton, but no mention of the coating that they use. Legally, they only have to tell the consumer what the fibers are made of.
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God, the looks I got from the clerk where I buy shirts when I said no the elastane shirt and polyester tie, and insisted on pure cotton and silk, threw me for a loop. But then you find out stuff like, most wool is washed in plastic, grr. Just let me buy normal materials, ffs. Or wood coated in a plastic lacquer, just stop!
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Only difference is the store has removed the plastic for you
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Not the only difference – a store most often buys items in bulk by the hundred or thousands of items, none of which (talking about clothes and similar here) have to be individually wrapped in plastic & individually shipped. When people buy online they often buy ONE ITEM AT A TIME. And that’s especially harmful if it comes directly from overseas, as the item will often be wrapped in plastic (so that a UPC code sticker can be attached and to comfort the customers mind and let them know it is un-used), then again wrapped in a plastic shipper, then individually driven and delivered to their door. So if there is a store you like and can buy in person especially if you combine multiple purchases/trips at once it is much less impactful/wasteful –> Item shipped in bulk to store store loose (almost always shipped together with other items) – you drive to store and buy (possibly combined with another trip you would have made anyway) VS Item shipped in bulk to distribution (or directly from overseas to a postal hub which distributes it) / each item in individual bagged – bagged items placed in shipping bags individually – each item shipped individually and driven to its specific destination
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> none of which (talking about clothes and similar here) have to be individually wrapped in plastic & individually shipped. Doesn’t stop them from doing so. Sure the store receives 1 box with 20 shirts, but each shirt is still individually in a plastic bag that we have to remove before stocking it. Same with a lot of the kitchen gadgets and utensils.
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Gildan t shirts are wrapped 2 in a plastic bag. We fill a 39 gallon trash can with this plastic every week after shipment is received. So, it sure would be nice if bulk buying helped reduce plastic waste, but it does not 😔
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I did not know that about shirts, that sucks and seems quite stupid. I guess in regard to those the only waste reduced by buying from a store is the shipping materials (and any excess transport over that which is used to drive to the store if one were to drive to a store just to buy one shirt). I am actually a big fan of buying online and it’s “complicated” trying to be less wasteful, but I still contend many small items are very wasteful to ship individually but people have become accustomed to that and expect every single little thing to ship individually, for no added cost to the buyer themselves (that they see upfront).
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All the clothes in grocery stores came in a plastic bag too. We just removed it before the store opened :3
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well, there’s egg and bacon, egg and plastic, egg, bacon, and plastic, egg, bacon, sausage, and plastic, plastic, bacon, sausage, and plastic, plastic, egg, plastic, plastic, bacon, and plastic, plastic, sausage, plastic, plastic, plastic, bacon, plastic, tomato, and plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, egg, and plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, baked beans, plastic, plastic, plastic, and plastic
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That doesn’t actually reduce plastic so much. A lot of clothing in stores was also packed in plastic for shipping. The store staff simply had removed the plastic before putting clothes on shelves for display.
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If you think buying at physical stores means it didn’t arrive there wrapped in plastic, sadly you’re probably mistaken.
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The individualization of responsibility. Corporation makes wasteful product that harms the planet, then blames the *consumer* for purchasing it
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We all need to be more conscious consumers. Companies only exist because of demand. Stop the demand, no more company. Both have roles in our over consumerist society. Start by changing what you can control: which is your ability to NOT buy things you don’t need or source second hand and locally as much as possible.
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I agree. I’m just saying this is how corporations try to absolve themselves of any responsibility. They say “we’re just making what consumers want!” when the reality is that they’re cutting corners by using cheap, wasteful plastic to save money and most consumers buy what is available/accessible.
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The abdication of responsibility. Consumer buys the wasteful product that harms the planet, then blames the *corporation* for purchasing it. See what I did there? Maybe responsibility lies with everyone since corporations are just collections of people, who fall within the set of ‘everyone’.
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