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This alert on the plastic wrap of my new garments

**This Warning on the Plastic Packaging of My New Clothes**
After eagerly ripping open the plastic packaging of my new clothes, which I ordered during an emotional online shopping spree, I stumbled upon a warning that read, “Warning: This packaging may suffocate.” Naturally, my mind raced with visions of me wrestling with a plastic bag, all because I couldn’t resist the urge to try on yet another pair of trendy overalls.
The irony is that I could barely fit into those overalls due to my quarantine snacking habits, but here I was, about to choke on the packaging instead. Who knew the most dangerous part of my shopping spree would be the plastic? I laughed so hard I almost forgot how to breathe—thankfully, the only thing suffocating that day was my self-control while online shopping!

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SeagullKebab • 885 points
Protec titi

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Phill_is_Legend • 169 points
A cause I can get behind

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AZEMT • 65 points
I’ll lend my hands for support

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send420nudes • 16 points
And my axe!

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Shoddy_Ad8394 • 11 points
u know what’s fun fact, i search the titi in other language such as tagalog lol it means “cock”

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sydneyghibli • 6 points
I also choose this guys dead wife’s titi

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AnnOnnamis • 36 points
tities must not be wrapped in plastic

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XaeiIsareth • 25 points
They put the plastic in the tities nowadays

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Ok-Syllabub-6619 • 9 points
Damn, Dexter chill

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PickleRancher • 7 points
We talking styrene or polyester?

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AnnOnnamis • 8 points
yes

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Grouchy-Engine1584 • 4 points
Hey! No kink-shaming!

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AnnOnnamis • 9 points
Free the titi

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MaBonneVie • 1 points
Free both titi!

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Grimdark-Waterbender • 1 points
Except Humiliation Fetishists!

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nobidobi390 • 4 points
WAT? i need to let my spouse know

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Lexinoz • 1 points
Aqua Lene has some words for you

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one_rainy_wish • 3 points
I agree, it is important

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Lalamedic • 2 points
r/kerning

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the_colonelclink • 1 points
I was having this discussion with my young son. Above all things – titties. And although they’re my wife’s titties, I don’t mind sharing.

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todayswinner • 1 points
New York titi, a titi that never sleeps

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Faust_8 • 407 points
I can’t believe I’m the first to share this. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/42YP2xZeVD

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BlessTheBookPeople • 138 points
Wotld is now world but we still need to protectiti

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cloversquid • 14 points
so glad v2 has corrected the Wotld bug, so much easier to understand now

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GANDORF57 • 5 points
***Protectiti***?! Sounds like they were shipping a chainmail bra!

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cloistered_around • 13 points
I’ve seen it, for what it’s worth!

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BloodyEyeGames • 24 points
Funny that the OOP had two words misspelled which got fixed in the OP.

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hotdogcityleague • 7 points
This is my favorite presentation/delivery… the narrator did a wonderful job, I always chuckle

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itsjakerobb • 9 points
At least some of the spelling issues have been fixed now!

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vetruviusdeshotacon • 2 points
You arent

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