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Last week, I decided to impress my friends with my cooking skills and threw a dinner party. I confidently used a recipe for flambéed bananas—after all, how complicated could it be? I lit the dish on fire, aiming for a dramatic presentation, but forgot to account for the length of my hair. I panicked, struggling to keep my curls away from the flames while simultaneously trying to keep the dessert from turning into a fireball. My friends just laughed and grabbed their phones for an impromptu video.
Imagine trying to look sophisticated while your hair is flirting with disaster, all in the name of culinary “art.” Instead of a trendy, classy dinner party, it turned into a masterpiece of chaos that could probably win a spot on a blooper reel. Who knew my hair would end up igniting a whole new type of humor? From then on, every time someone mentions ‘flambé,’ my friends collectively bust out laughing, and I silently vow to stick with takeout instead.
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This aligns with my sense of humor.
S
Dude Sweet What does mine say?
B
Dude ! What does mine say ?
S
Suhweetuh
O
What’s mine say?
S
Duuuuduh
N
Sweet, what does mine says?
S
Dude !!!
I
What about mine? (Didn’t know You can send voice messages lollll)
B
Third base!
G
Yeah, I could see Abbott and Costello doing this bit, either them or Bert and Ernie.
S
Ray
R
Fucked me!
R
Again?
J
This movie was the first DVD I ever bought.
E
And then?
R
NO AND THEN
M
Dang I missed my chance
S
Okay good. I wasnt the only one who thought this.
H
Says youre gay
P
Woooosh
T
You selected ‘you’, indicating me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is You.
P
Only who can prevent getting mugged?
E
I am Yu.
B
You are me?
M
[Yu!?](https://youtu.be/9IoUDtVLiV0?si=uStIJ89FHWB-qAyK)
K
Yes! Not the pronoun, but rather a player with the unlikely name of “Who” is on first.
G
Well that skit just got a lot shorter.
P
“I’m me?” “Don’t jerk me around, fella”
N
This is the exact level of comedy my brain operates on.
B
I think they mugged each other
P
They couldn’t handle it.
D
You’re both fired
B
They’ll be in hot water if they don’t get it straightened out soon.
G
I think they were deep in their cups.
E
Hey! What are we?
A
… We’re muggers.
0
And what do muggers do?
E
We mug people
O
So… LET’S. GO. MUG ‘EM!
W
I see VLDL has entered the chat.
Y
I think at the end there it looks like they mugged all over each other too!
R
Typical London moment
C
Sweet. Dude.
C
Dude, where’s my cup
M
It’s…uhh…*indisposed* at the moment….
I
Well tell those 2 girls I need it back ASAP.
D
And then?
M
NO AND THEN!
T
I once had a job where I had a coworker who also had my name. The coworker was a forklift driver, and at the company all drivers had their name on the machines. One day I showed up to work early and I needed a forklift. So I hoped on one and started working. The coworker came in and went up to me and said, “whose name is on that forklift”. He forgot that I had the same name as him. Out of all the people who he could have said it to, it had to be the one with the same name. I miss that guy.
T
But who’s on first?
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