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it is an unsettling chair
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Coolest shit I’ve seen all week
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Fuck yeah I want one. I could see Elvira or some horror theatre midnight show with a host sitting in that shit. Even the color scheme screams ‘Pastel Goth Princess Host’.
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Ngl that’s kinda cool. Switch that over to black wood with red lining and I think you would make a fortune. Remember me when you are rich!
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Seems like anyone who’s not average height would absolutely hate it. Or it would need to be tailor made…
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Considering these are custom made or made to order I think that’s easily customizable
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Stick a pixar light on top and market them to dentists.
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Yeah but that looks fucking comfy though!
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Might be so comfy you fall asleep…might not even wake up.
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Most people don’t get enjoy the comfort of a coffin. I have, but that’s another story.
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That was my first thought 💀
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I worked unofficially at a funeral home as a teenager helping my friend work on corpses late at night to get ready for a service the next day. He was in college to become a funeral director, which is kinda like a mortician. He picks up the bodies from the hospital in a hearse and preps them for a service back at the funeral home, and conducts the service I was a couple of years younger. So, not yet in college. He would often call me to help him with minor stuff, or just to smoke weed/cigs and shoot the shit while he worked. I felt like a mad scientist or something after the weed. Sitting on this basement with cinder block walls at 2am “messing” around with this dead body. It was so surreal. And for the record, we were always respectful. We didn’t even smoke in the room the bodies were prepped in, but that’s probably more to do with the flammable and carcinogenic chemical that were all over the place. One of the more unexpected parts of it to me was the cavity fluid and other fluids they embalm you with are red or pink. Which makes sense, because it gives the skin it’s color back. Some of it even looked like a strawberry milkshake. Damned if it smelled anything like a strawberry milkshake. As for the smell of the bodies. There was none. They were all fresh. The only smell was the embalming fluids. This was all like 25 years ago. But, I’ll never forget it. Such a fun an unique experience.
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Fascinating. Thanks for sharing.
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Technically and legally, funeral director, mortician, and undertaker are all the same thing. Funeral director just happens to be the latest in-vogue name for it.
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Ungrammatical poster you are.
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I read both the post title and this comment in Yoda’s voice
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I read it as if they were making a decision, like “I guess pasta it is for today”.
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I hate to say it, but that looks cozy AF.
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Looks cozy and might help my back
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The first coffin I ever laid in was (I found out later) a transport coffin. It was actually very comfortable, IMHO. The big metal ones, not as much.
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They should promote it as … “It’s the last Chair you’ll ever sit in”
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Ozzy?
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Nice joinery on that chair
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I agree, it’s unsettling the fact it doesn’t recline
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Would game in this chair
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Would this be appropriate as office furniture in a funeral home? Imagine the receptionist sitting in that thing while assisting you.
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Memento Mori seat
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I just watched a movie or something with this phrase in it. The guy with the skulls, what was that from. Oh yeah 28 years later. That movie sucked ass so I forgot about it.
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I can see myself sitting in it and asking my players to roll for initiative.
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stephen hawkings coffin
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SH would upvote
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It’s Lilly Munsters recliner
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How corporations expect employees to be.
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Would be even better as a recliner
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People must be dying to sit in this thing!
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Ah yes – the Tetris Burial Society.
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Cabinet meeting
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Imagine it reclined
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The early retirement chair.
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This isnt wtf to me, I have a real coffin with glass shelves in it
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Sending that to my funeral director friend.
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A few decades ago I worked a summer in a steel casket factory. They look comfortable, but there’s actually very little padding in them. They have a stiff steel spring platform in the middle with a half inch of foam on top. Most of what looks like thick bedding below the body is just air. Working there made me realize who that padding is for. But knowing how utterly uncomfortable a real casket would actually be, my tailbone hurts just looking at this chair.
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That’s Dracula’s chair
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r/atbge
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not gon lie this looks comfy af
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Looks comfy
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I want one
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I’m gonna be that guy I want it. This looks cool, and comfy af
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I’ve found my new office chair.
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Sheeess……
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if it can fold down flat, you’d never need a new chair or bed or coffin ever again
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