This one is for the women!
in WTF
This is a special one for the women!

B
The facial expressions are worse than the synthol injections
W
The licking of his lips
T
“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me… I’d fuck me hard.”
T
He probably masturbates in front of a mirror with the most disturbing facial expressions.
4
Even no expression is a disturbing expression
B
“I got your dog, Mr. She’s in a lot of pain!”
I
Gooodbyeee horsess….im flyin…flyin….
M
More than likely due to loss of sensation…..everything from his eyelids down has had injections.
I
at the very least, he just cant fold his lips inside his mouth anymore so has to lizard lick his lips all the time, that are extra dry from the swollen look. its honestly harrowing that people wind up doing stuff like this
R
“Lizard lick his lips” cracked me the fuck up
I
Without the lizard licks his lips would be cracking the fuck up
Q
Licking of lips is also an indicator of self-grooming and common when feeling insecure. So discuss something with a person that aren’t comfortable with something and they are likely to start with self-grooming. Licking lips, correcting hair etc. And this synthetic boy is definitely not someone with strong self confidence…
A
Hell man, dude’s literally advertising his insecurities.
C
Does that relate to when girls play with their hair?
Q
If you see a girl stroke her hair etc when talking to you, then that can be self-grooming because she’s nervous. Or she’s hitting on you – which is why girls are always so complicated… 😃
I
Otherwise known as preening, because we’re animals.
Y
IDK – his eyelids look pretty buff
I
Barty Crouch Junior
Y
Hello father 🐍 🐍
T
Does he have synthol in his face too?
S
Face! What about his fucking dick! I hope that’s a sock down there.
P
That’s probably an overfilled SynthoSausage. It probably ready to split open like those at Costco filled with Apple and Gouda. (Haha, sorry if I put anyone off them with this comparison… I personally didn’t like those things anyway. Seriously though, this is some high level dysmorphic shit… how very sad… the brain can certainly play some tragic tricks on a person)
D
Yeah, joking aside. Mental illness is a terrible thing. I can only assume he has no friends to point out he needs help or they are doing the same.
T
🤮 OH MY GOD
I
Had to actually look for it 😂 didn’t see it the first time
T
I didn’t notice that on the account of everything else going on
B
Not as bad as his sports bra shaped monoboob
S
It’s the guy with the huge chin from Tango and Cash (if you’re old enough to remember) : Robert Z’Dar
R
or Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town
N
You broke THAT jaw!
F
I thought that too and then he lifted up his shirt and I was wrong, they’re the second worst part
L
As far as synthol injections go these *are* probably the best I’ve seen
S
The sad thing is that he looks like he’d have a good figure without that shit injected. Poor guy, the lesser known face and physique of dysmorphia.
T
As my wife would say, “that’s someone who needs/needed a hug.”
L
Too late, you would pop him.
K
Squishy, like a Stretch Armstrong left out in the sun.
N
Thank you for this comment. My initial reaction was to make fun of this dude, but he just wants to look good and to be loved. Body dismorphia is a bitch.
T
Yeah I dealt with that shit for a long time. I was in my late 20s before I found out (and accepted) that I was actually quite good looking. Nobody had told me before except for my mother and a couple of girlfriends (“but of course they’d say that”), so I’d spent my life avoiding photos. I never took my shirt off in public until I was about 23. Even at the beach, I wouldn’t go swimming because I thought my chest dent (pectus excavatum) was a huge disfigurement and that I was fat…. as a 6ft teenager who only weighed 65kg (about 140lb). I found a website showing hot Hollywood actors who have pectus (eg. Brendon Fraser), and I had a sexual partner tell me they “hadn’t really paid attention to it” and was shocked when I called it a deformity. That helped a lot. Since then, I’ve been able to focus on my brain’s defectiveness instead- which is far more real and quantifiable lmao. **TIP: When you’ve already charmed someone enough they want to fuck you, and you’re taking off your clothes… think and act confident. Youve already won.** ** They’re not gonna care about the little “defects” you think you have and back out of it last minute because you have a big birthmark on your nipple or a little pudge around your waist… and acting confident will make them even more attracted to you**. Your brain is the most important part of your body when it comes to attractiveness and sex- and your behavior and words are the part of you with the most ability to change. (Although still maybe start exercising a little).
S
Thanks for sharing. I am asking this because I am interested in body image, would you consider yourself a perfectionist? Or has anyone described you as perfectionistic?
B
Finally, a comment that acknowledges his mental state. Well said!
H
He looks lumpy like a diaper full of shit.
P
That’s body dysmorphya and synthol for you
B
he has 1 really wide pec
B
The medical term is unipec.
A
Unimoob Monomoob
M
That pec is set to landscape
L
Merge cells
S
If I had to guess I would say that 100% of the guys who inject synthol have body dysmorphia, no way anyone else can look at that lumpy body and go “yeah this looks good”
D
He looks like a Family Guy character. Pretty sure this is what they look like as real people and they’d freak me out just as much as he does.
M
Giggity
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