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This young girl was completely crushed during Cash Cow at a nearby rodeo but immediately bounced back like a champion.
S
what’s cash cow?
T
Some type of ceremony for child sacrifice, based on the image.
R
The children are the cash cow
T
The bones are their money.
C
So are the worms.
V
They pull your hair up **but not out**!
H
And that was the night that her skeleton changed for life!
N
Frickin bonies
G
Whichever organs don’t explode are sold on the black market.
L
Grade “Aaaaaaa!”beef certified
J
That explains the orphan cruising machine people keep mentioning
J
*crushing
D
That’s worse than the version I’ve heard mention of.
M
I’m assuming this is entertainment on the private island where you can hunt children for sport.
T
I thought it was an insurance scheme? Like “Sally was just standing there minding her own business, when out of nowhere a cash cow hit her!” Gets insurance payout, profits? Cash Cow – like insurance fraud but leather!
E
Back in my day we just used volcanoes. And tied onions on our belts.
C
Well, how else are we supposed to get a good crop yield this season?
P
A coming of age…..for the ages.
R
It’s got cash. It’s got cows. It’s got kids. It’s got concussions and broken ribs! This Sunday at the ole rodeo!
S
I read this in the monster truck show radio ads.
P
#A total of $200 in 1 Dollar bills will be up for grabs!
J
Thats almost enough for the check in fee at the er
R
lmao
M
A pretty ineffective one, apparently.
N
I had never seen it until this rodeo they put a bunch of dollar bills taped to a cow and then let kids try and grab them off the cow as they chase it around. Seems like an overall bad idea in my opinion
G
Sounds like a fun thing to do with a small calf and not a cow capable of launching kids into orbit
T
The ones I’ve been to put the kids in helmets and have them hold onto a sheep for as long as they can
R
Back in my day they greased up a pig. If a kid caught it, his family got a year’s supply of lye soap. We had it good in them days.
N
They gave us the pig. Mom was like “No! you can’t keep the pig!” That was one of the biggest letdowns of my childhood.
I
Mom: No you can’t keep the pig, it needs to live on a farm. Mom later that week: good news! we have 100lbs of ham and bacon!
M
Mom no like bacon?
B
They have pig at home.
S
that’s how my best friend got his bike! It had a cool banana seat
C
I love Old Time Radio and boy do they talk up ironized yeast.
F
must’ve been fun for the pig.
T
Mutton bustin’! Partook in that event plenty of times at our local rodeo when I was a child!
C
That’s mutton busting, totally different than cash cow
W
I think that’s called Mutton Busting. My cousin did it and got 8 stitches lol.
D
Mutton Bustin’, I did it as a kid lol
K
I doubt it’s much fun for the calf.
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Are you serious? Best day of that cows life!
G
IKR, how often do they get to run around and freely kick little kids?
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It used to be fairly often but now that I can’t be within 200 feet of a…you know what I’m not gonna try to finish that joke.
D
Yeah, that sort of stuff with kids that age is usually done with calves. This picture doesn’t look like a full-grown animal for sure, but definitely a lot bigger then you’d typically use here.
S
As a spectator? Hard disagree
S
Cash Calf
C
When I was a younger buck they used calves for this so not too much danger but damn they were fast. Afterwards we would pet them and feed them hay.
A
Yeah, the rodeo I used to go to had dollar bills taped to several calves and then let them loose. Much safer for the kids than this, damn.
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A
It may have been that. I don’t fully remember.
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