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Loudspeakers in this plaza emit cat sounds to deter the homeless from resting there.
J
Bet this is confusing as hell to local stray cats too.
F
My cats lost their shit as soon as I turned on the volume.
S
Some asshole is blasting sex and fighting noises at 3 am.
Z
Happened last time I went camping. 2 spots over, some drunk idiot with a tablet watching porn.
W
Come on man, you specifically told me you wouldn’t tell anyone about this.
L
I told you the consequences when you subscribed to my sisters OF account. You did this to yourself.
A
But he’s a fan of your camera work….
K
Just had the most uncomfortable re-uncovering of a disturbing memory of when I read the article about Drea De Matteo (Adriana from The Sopranos) talking about her OnlyFans career, and how her young 16 year old son is her OF account manager and also reviews all of her sexy OF pictures and edits/posts them. How fucking disturbed must that poor kid be, having to edit and review sexy pictures of his own mother? And extra awful as the mother is physically attractive, which cant help with the “confused boner” situation i am sure. Poor lad is gonna need some heavy fucking therapy
H
Not OnlyFans but similar story with Liz Hurley and her son. He was her instagram photographer and it was basically all swimsuit stuff. If that wasn’t weird enough, he just recently directed his first movie including a sex scene involving his mom’s character.
K
Freud would have a fucking field day with that poor child
A
sheesh – had no idea that was a thing….
B
Never watched The Sopranos, so had no idea who De Matteo was. Looked her up on Google Images: My God (gag), who would want to see nekid pictures of that?
M
Same.
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Cat in my bed doesn’t seem to care
K
Same with mine, I think most people’s cat will do the same, one of mine ignored it but the other one was like 👀 “da fuk is goin on oder der” 😂
P
imagine some place near you blasts sounds of people crying and screaming everyday, without fail.
K
Sounds like some torturing going on in Andor.
Z
Didn’t the US do something like that during the Vietnamese war?
T
Sort of. It was “[Operation Wandering Soul](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wandering_Soul).” [Radiolab did a great story about it recently](https://radiolab.org/podcast/wandering-soul).
A
Probably helps keep the stray cats away too
7
Brian Setzer Not Welcome Here!
E
….and the rodents nearby.
D
Both my cats sat up looking at me incredibly disturbed when I turned sound on
F
[other cats like “da fuck they doin ova der”](https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeTemplatesOfficial/comments/146z9st/da_fuck_they_doin_ova_der_cat_wearing_overalls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
G
Both my cats just ran up from the basement to see what all the fuss was about.
S
“where’s da fuck party I hear it where’s it at”
D
So did mine. They looked like they wanted to start betting on who would win. lol
I
Operation Wandering Soul, but for felines
W
This one simple trick drives Brian Setzer insane
S
A lot of convenience stores like 7/11 in Los Angeles blast classical music outside the store so homeless people won’t sleep around there.
O
I’ve always found classical music to be relaxing though
R
They been playing operas. Not as relaxing.
S
Maybe they should switch to the original Klingon versions.
K
Nonsense! A little Luciano Pavarroti or Andrea Bocelli 🤌🤌
N
Oh, there’s plenty of bone-rattling stuff in the classical canon. Or just plain “here comes trouble” stuff, like Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries comes to mind. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning…”.
C
Jokes on you im getting high on skooma and roleplaying being a tunnel rat in the dumpster
S
r/BrandNewSentence
A
But, how’s your knee… since, you know…..
C
I’ve fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!!!
B
What, you don’t want to be carried off to dreamland by a host of valkyries? /s
E
It’s absolutely dystopian though. Driving down Aurora in Seattle, seeing the hookers and drug users, passed out or dead people laying around, and then some “soothing” yet poor audio quality classical music over a loud speaker in a shitty parking lot… it’s surreal.
K
Maybe those movies from the 70s and 80s with the not-quite-apocalyptic vibe were more accurate than we thought.
Y
Need more oil can fires and fingerless gloves
N
That is way too specific and I hate you for it. Aurora at night is a vibe. Not a good one.
B
Not to hobos tho 😅
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[so relaxing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrmaZGjWg1I&t=30s) (some parts are but thats a common technique to switch between very relaxing and very intense sections)
P
How do they do that without disturbing people living in the neighborhood?
G
They don’t care, simply put lol
S
That’s the fun part, you don’t.
M
They would rather listen to operas than see a bunch of homeless people hanging around their local convenience store.
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