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This restaurant is not fake.

Last Saturday, my friend Karen insisted we try this “authentic” Italian restaurant that had just opened. The whole place was decorated with plastic grapes hanging from the ceiling, and the chef, Giovanni, was dressed in a suspiciously bright white apron. As we sat down, Karen ordered the “mystery meat special,” and once it arrived, we couldn’t tell if it was beef or a disgruntled raccoon. After half a bite, I jokingly asked a waiter if they had a more realistic version of the menu, and to my surprise, he nodded and said, “Oh, we don’t have that. This is not a fake restaurant!”
Just as my stomach dropped at the thought of what we were eating, Karen burst out laughing, and I realized the irony: despite the questionable decor and mystery meat—this was indeed a “real” restaurant, complete with an actual chef who thought the grapes were a culinary masterpiece. But between wondering whether we should order dessert or call Animal Control, we couldn’t help but admire the chef’s dedication to making dining a true adventure…for better or worse!

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EvilToastedWeasel0 • 89 points
Well…. it does say Authentic….

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JamJackEvo • 6 points
Seems legit. Now to see if they’re selling legit lemongrass pork banh mi, and if their pho is super legit in taste.

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derp2112 • 4 points
It’s very Pinellas Park

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PointsatTeenagers • 2 points
Bích, nga.

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Ok-Fee6922 • 61 points
hahaha i’ve driven by this place for years and finally decided to give it a try!! they have pretty decent pho 🙂

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DabZonTwitch • 49 points
You can tell it’s good because they always have a Pho queue, everybody lined up waiting in that Bich Nga Pho queue. Even for a Pho kid meal!

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clairebearshare • 5 points
We have a restaurant here in Manchester called Pho Que

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tidepill • 7 points
I pity the pho

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Ok-Fee6922 • 1 points
heavy on the decent lol there’s much better in the area but it’s not the worst i’ve had

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1andOnlyMaverick • 3 points
Pho’d around and found out

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Thetomas • 2 points
Sorry, I’m sure it’s good, but you can’t beat the Pho King restaurant.

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motabus • 97 points
Nice I’ll take a #1 special Bahn Mi

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sylpher250 • 86 points
You didn’t say Nga Please!

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level1hero • 29 points
What a Bích am I right

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Competitive_Pool_820 • 3 points
Stfu you * insert restaurant name *

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Just_a_guy81 • 1 points
Fuddrucker

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garry4321 • 5 points
Bích, no one is talkin to you!

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PhilLeonardoTheTardo • 5 points
some people will take any opportunity to toe the line

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boot2skull • 2 points
Girl let me see you drop that thang Bahn Mi.

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EvilToastedWeasel0 • -25 points
Nah, I’ll take the #4 special… Sum Ting Wong!

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JEWCIFERx • 9 points
This is a Vietnamese restaurant.

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MaleAryaStarkNoHomo • -1 points
Sum Tien Wông?

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JEWCIFERx • 4 points
It’s still not really a funny joke….Bahn Mi is an actual dish that this restaurant would serve. That’s why the original comment was funny.

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Impressive-Revenue94 • 8 points
Bich you didn’t say nga please again.

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um_like_whatever • 44 points
Vancouver used to be able to do you one better. We had a restaurant called: Po Bich Nga

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Ghostofjemfinch • 30 points
I thought it was Pho Bich Nga, no?

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um_like_whatever • 5 points
Ah…my bad…its been a while thanks… Not as humorous now

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boondiggle_III • -7 points
Why bother? Wal-Mart has some really nice pho kits.

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Zer0F2Give • 5 points
Vegas still has this gem. Down in quality though. Check out Pho Kim Long! https://yelp.to/0Aen3_HpIB

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PhilLeonardoTheTardo • 5 points
Toronto has Dum Phukt

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