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This seems reminiscent of a Monty Python sketch.

Last Saturday, I decided to try my hand at making a fancy dinner for my friends. Picture this: I’m in the kitchen, channeling my inner gourmet chef, when I accidentally swapped salt for sugar in the recipe. Instead of a savory roast chicken, my friends found themselves munching on a cloyingly sweet, syrupy mound that looked more like a dessert gone wrong than a delicious entrée. To make it worse, while I was frantically trying to salvage the dinner, my cat decided it was the perfect time to stage a dramatic, wobbly leap onto the countertop, sending a bowl of noodles flying—right into the salad bowl, which also had my friend’s unsuspecting face in close proximity.
The chaos that unfolded felt like a scene ripped straight from a Monty Python sketch—a kitchen catastrophe filled with exaggerated slapstick moments, absurdly high stakes (who knew noodles could fly?), and the growing tension of wondering if I’d ever be allowed to cook again. Between dodging pasta and gasping over an unexpected dessert, my friends were doubled over in laughter instead of horror, proving that sometimes, the best meals are the ones that come with a side of good humor.

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Ben_Thar • 978 points
I feel like they’re just fucking with Elliot

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BH_Commander • 352 points
“Now Eliot, the male Neanderthal had testes that were far smaller than human testes – so I want you to grab your gonads and SQUEEZE as hard as you can whilst yelling out 1, 2, 3. This mustn’t be a mild squeeze, Eliot. It must be severe. Go!”

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Beleiverofhumanity • 31 points
Ngl this got me laughing good

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Visual-Bid-5153 • 6 points
This feels like something out of impractical jokers at this rate lol

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thedukeofwankington • 2 points
This is like something out of Tinribs from Viz

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Lord_OJClark • 2 points
‘great Elliot, now the Neanderthal was very generous, so he set up a monthly direct debit’

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Aquiper • 3 points
“Now they were known for saving a lot of their food stock for rougher seasons. Instead of ‘1, 2, 3,’ let’s try saying something a male Neanderthal might say, such as your credit card number, the three numbers on the back and the expiration month and date”

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durntaur • 1 points
I can’t stop laughing…omg!

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rob-cubed • 56 points
Everyone was so earnest, it’s unintentionally hilarious.

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MrAmazing011 • 5 points
Elliot was 100% committed to the role. 🤣

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ZyronZA • 12 points
Reminds me of Wimp Lo => [https://youtu.be/2D-4zgezQE4?t=19](https://youtu.be/2D-4zgezQE4?t=19)

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AznSensation93 • 3 points
My nipples look like milk duds. – Wimp Lo

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SharkeyGeorge • 5 points
The thing that really puzzled me is how Neanderthals have British accents.

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Lord_OJClark • 3 points
He looks like he almost calls bullshit but doesn’t

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welfedad • 2 points
Elliot was never the same after this.

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DrBhu • 358 points
Philomena Cunk appearing in 3.. 2.. 1..

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LaxBedroom • 109 points
“Elliot, you say you’re not a Neanderthal, but only a Neanderthal can make the sounds you make. How are you taking this news?”

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SimmeringGiblets • 15 points
“I imagine that other Neanderthals would find your voice quite attractive, do you imagine that you could have made it as a Neanderthal pop star?”

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LaxBedroom • 5 points
Elliot in high pitched Neanderthalese: “One, two, three… Pump up the jam, pump it up…”

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Biomas • 19 points
why was it that all the neanderthals sounded like Bobcat Goldthwait?[](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT-ERo5fYQA)

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rob-cubed • 111 points
Puuuting on the Riiiiiitz!

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Cajun2LowCountry • 15 points
Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper…

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Scoobydoomed • 15 points
Uuuppper duuuppperr!

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Sharts-McGee • 4 points
I never hear that song without thinking about Peter Boyle.

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PhantomPharts • 3 points
It always makes me think of Gene Wilder

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Bedbouncer • 73 points
“Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your pet mastadon I sounded ^(JUST LIKE THIS!”)

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headius • 6 points
Deep cut!

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gobbedy • 28 points
Bob Dylan is nasal. I don’t know what that guy did but it wasn’t nasal.

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avanti8 • 12 points
“All along the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAtchtower”

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binotheclown • 7 points
In the pitch of boiling tea kettle: ACTUALLY I PREFER THE JIMI HENDRIX VERSION.

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