Last Saturday, I decided to try my hand at making a fancy dinner for my friends. Picture this: I’m in the kitchen, channeling my inner gourmet chef, when I accidentally swapped salt for sugar in the recipe. Instead of a savory roast chicken, my friends found themselves munching on a cloyingly sweet, syrupy mound that looked more like a dessert gone wrong than a delicious entrée. To make it worse, while I was frantically trying to salvage the dinner, my cat decided it was the perfect time to stage a dramatic, wobbly leap onto the countertop, sending a bowl of noodles flying—right into the salad bowl, which also had my friend’s unsuspecting face in close proximity.
The chaos that unfolded felt like a scene ripped straight from a Monty Python sketch—a kitchen catastrophe filled with exaggerated slapstick moments, absurdly high stakes (who knew noodles could fly?), and the growing tension of wondering if I’d ever be allowed to cook again. Between dodging pasta and gasping over an unexpected dessert, my friends were doubled over in laughter instead of horror, proving that sometimes, the best meals are the ones that come with a side of good humor.
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This seems reminiscent of a Monty Python sketch.

B
I feel like they’re just fucking with Elliot
B
“Now Eliot, the male Neanderthal had testes that were far smaller than human testes – so I want you to grab your gonads and SQUEEZE as hard as you can whilst yelling out 1, 2, 3. This mustn’t be a mild squeeze, Eliot. It must be severe. Go!”
B
Ngl this got me laughing good
V
This feels like something out of impractical jokers at this rate lol
T
This is like something out of Tinribs from Viz
L
‘great Elliot, now the Neanderthal was very generous, so he set up a monthly direct debit’
A
“Now they were known for saving a lot of their food stock for rougher seasons. Instead of ‘1, 2, 3,’ let’s try saying something a male Neanderthal might say, such as your credit card number, the three numbers on the back and the expiration month and date”
D
I can’t stop laughing…omg!
R
Everyone was so earnest, it’s unintentionally hilarious.
M
Elliot was 100% committed to the role. 🤣
Z
Reminds me of Wimp Lo => [https://youtu.be/2D-4zgezQE4?t=19](https://youtu.be/2D-4zgezQE4?t=19)
A
My nipples look like milk duds. – Wimp Lo
S
The thing that really puzzled me is how Neanderthals have British accents.
L
He looks like he almost calls bullshit but doesn’t
W
Elliot was never the same after this.
D
Philomena Cunk appearing in 3.. 2.. 1..
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“Elliot, you say you’re not a Neanderthal, but only a Neanderthal can make the sounds you make. How are you taking this news?”
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“I imagine that other Neanderthals would find your voice quite attractive, do you imagine that you could have made it as a Neanderthal pop star?”
L
Elliot in high pitched Neanderthalese: “One, two, three… Pump up the jam, pump it up…”
B
why was it that all the neanderthals sounded like Bobcat Goldthwait?[](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT-ERo5fYQA)
R
Puuuting on the Riiiiiitz!
C
Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper…
S
Uuuppper duuuppperr!
S
I never hear that song without thinking about Peter Boyle.
P
It always makes me think of Gene Wilder
B
“Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your pet mastadon I sounded ^(JUST LIKE THIS!”)
H
Deep cut!
G
Bob Dylan is nasal. I don’t know what that guy did but it wasn’t nasal.
A
“All along the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAtchtower”
B
In the pitch of boiling tea kettle: ACTUALLY I PREFER THE JIMI HENDRIX VERSION.
D
Ah yes the BBC scientists🤷♂️
P
I recently listened to the audiobook “Extinction” by Douglas Preston, which involves bringing back Neanderthals. And the voice actor uses a voice like this for them and it is very… off-putting.
N
Wonder if we killed them all off because they were so annoying?
N
😂
U
This is more Monty Python than the actual MP skits.😆
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I WISH TO REPORT A BURGLARY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P38UZJ41uI
V
I knew that I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought of classic Monty Python!
T
Not gonna lie, sounds like the kid who gets picked on in school and finally snaps one day when someone dumps all of the books out of his hand in the busy hallway.
I
Sounds like a screaming goat.
N
Or Taylor Swift
M
Holy shit. I just came across this and I’m high AF. Can’t stop laughing. lol
D
Poor Elliot was done dirty by science just like [the ancient Egyptians](https://youtu.be/xVyJD3XgKSc?si=S58X_7mAaE2urmrI)
M
“I’m now going to engage Elliot”.
M
“OK, now shout “I Don’t Like SPAM!!””
S
No wonder they went extinct.
D
r/perfectlycutscreams
D
quick question: what were Elliot’s qualifications for this job?
S
He’s willing to shred his own dignity on tv for money
S
i find this more interesting/fascinating then funny. It’s also speculation and it is just a scream. Wish it was a phrase or sentence by which we can only imagine as each generation we live in is a different experience and worldview so Imagine millions of generations ago
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I have no idea what I’m talking about, but it seems logical to me. Like other primates have very high-pitched screams and squeals so it makes sense to me that neanderthals might have sounded similar.
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