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**I found my bookmark on the floor today**
I was on a roll reading my latest mystery novel, completely engrossed in the tangled plot filled with twists and turns. I set the book down for just a moment to grab a snack (you know, for sustenance) and somehow, in that fleeting moment, my bookmark decided it was time for an adventure. When I came back, I couldn’t find it anywhere—instead, there it was, lying on the floor like it was trying to escape the gripping pages.
It’s like my bookmark developed a sudden case of wanderlust! I can just imagine it thinking, “You know what? Reading is overrated! Time to explore the wild terrain of the living room floor!” If only it had sent me a postcard from the depths of the couch cushions. Meanwhile, I was left to ponder whether my beloved book or my pesky bookmark would be truly lost in the hunt for that universe-altering plot twist. Turns out, I only needed to look down!
in Funny
Today, I discovered my bookmark on the floor.
A
Rival destroyed!
F
I once came home wearing a cat hat. My actual cat looked horrified, seemed to demand I take it off, then attacked it. I think he was offended by the cultural appropriation.
M
My cat will hop on the counter, snag the sponge by the sink, and carry it off through the cat door into the garage like some lion on the Serengeti carrying off a kill.
I
This is now a vintage bookmark. You can tell people it’s a limited-edition ‘Cat-Approved Distressed’ variant, value just doubled. Let’s give it up for the cat🐈
T
Your bookmark will forever carry the toothy love of your kitty 🙂
S
Your cat almost looks like an inversion of the bookmark
T
Is this an orange tuxedo cat??
M
We were told calico, but i always got tortie vibes
V
don’t lie to me, it’s her bookmark, look at the way she looks at it)))
J
“Hey hey! So, that’s actually mine, human! 🤷♂️”
P
Wowww so cuteee
M
Thou shalt have no other cat before me.
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