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Today, envy came across my path.
V
Do not share ice cream with him
P
One lick and it’s gone. All of it.
C
Yes, that is the implication.
H
Ahh, I love meself a lovely explanation of a joke. Unfunsies it and I don’t laugh
T
“Hey can I have some of your ice cream?” “Yeah but just one lick” *whips out comically large tongue*
S
Lick what now
E
Asscream
N
People share ice cream?
G
Not Joey
K
Joey doesn’t share food
S
What about… Pudding? [“Say it Barry. You can eat my pudding.”](https://youtu.be/zxbLbX__K8E?t=181)
K
Or Pussy
W
One slip of that tongue and he’s in deep shit.
D
Or a water bowl
G
Dude not only could scoop a 4 scooper, but could also taste the smell of rain in the clouds of jupiter at the same exact time…
J
Eww who tf shares ice cream 😆
P
Or your wife/gf
C
Better hide your nannas and meemaws.
T
You bastard! But thanks for the advice.
D
Tongues don’t age, this dude doesn’t have a bracket.
S
“ Today I met Lickitung “
A
I was getting Gengar vibes
S
Gene Simmons was the student. This dude is obviously the master.
W
You mean Gluttony. He’s the one with the big tongue. Envy is the shapeshifter.
H
This
S
His hands are massive too. He’s a litteral homunculus
A
[He’s literally that creepy sensory chart](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CT4WTM/homunculus-CT4WTM.jpg)
Z
Yeah that’s called a homunculus
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D
Feet?
H
You what they say about huge feet! Huge socks!
A
Nipples?
L
That’s milky
T
Surprisingly, pretty average dong.
A
His passion for making women very very satisfied.
B
Isn’t a homunculus tiny?
A
He sure can scoop water like a dog
J
If you haven’t seen [this video,](https://youtu.be/jxQR0zyldYc?si=Li-54HLoSiG0r2Si) it’s a must watch.
P
Bro has no teeth, which is cheat mode for this.
W
Wouldn’t be able to fit his tongue in his mouth with teeth in the way.
B
Like he half swallowed a pelican and it’s trying to get out
F
the guy she tells you not to worry about
B
He’s got a fuckin canoe in his mouth.
A
I bet he’s a cunning linguist.
B
He speaks stunning English
S
Lesbians would call him “well hung”
J
Wait until you find out that straight women can enjoy oral, too.
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Straight women don’t exist. Only bisexual and lesbians
C
I can’t help but wonder given his shapes if his tongue is marbled like wagyu and that’s why it’s so large
S
She should call him.
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