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Last Saturday, my friend Tom decided to host a movie marathon starting at what he assured us was “a totally reasonable hour.” When I showed up, I was greeted by a table overflowing with popcorn and enough soda to fill a kiddie pool. As the movie started and the first flick introduced a confusing plot twist, I leaned over and jokingly asked, “Uh… what time is it?” Tom paused the movie, squinting at his phone only to realize it was 2 a.m. He’d forgotten to invite us until midnight and we’d been watching movies for four hours straight!
The sight of Tom wrestling with his conscience while trying to decide whether to call it a night or binge-watch another hour of questionable cinema was priceless. We all burst into laughter as he sheepishly offered us more snacks and attempted to convince us that the next film was “definitely not a snoozefest.” Meanwhile, I was just trying to remember if I’d set my alarm for brunch or if I’d just doomed myself to a day of awkward excuses for missing breakfast!
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Um… what’s the time?
E
It’s a quarter to *Eight-Legged Freaks*.
O
8MM – get cage up there
E
That movie was fucked up. The reveal was perfect
I
I needed a shower after that movie
N
You dance with the devil the devil doesn’t change you do.
R
Can confirm.
P
“If there was no honor among perverts and pornographers, the whole thing would fall apart.”- D. Velvet
V
Anytime somebody mentions 8mm, my brain thinks of Super 8, and vice versa. Two entirely different movies, and I’m always confused for a while.
A
It’s 6th sense past ocean’s 11 in my timezone
I
Haha yeah it’s quarter past Seven in my time zone. Wait…
F
No hateful eight? 🙁
A
Ah! I was going to say “At least you didn’t use 8 Crazy Nights” but then saw “8 Legged Freaks”. I couldn’t quickly think of a better alternative. Great pick!
R
8 Mile
Y
Thought Eminem was great .. shame he never acted any more.
T
This is Happy Gilmore 2 erasure
B
Also Funny People. Somehow in a cast full of star comedians, Eminem ended up the only funny person in that whole piece of trash ‘movie.’
J
Eight heads in a duffle bag?
S
Came here for this! That’s a great movie.
Z
It always is! I greatly enjoyed that cornball movie haha
T
Get the popcorn ready! Sucks only watching 1 hour of every movie…. twice a day.
P
in 2027 you can do this with only fast and furious movies
S
It’s Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift o’clock
H
Im fucking DEAD LMFAO
P
“See you for dinner at quarter past DK”
S
“Dude you’re so late, I told you to be here by The Fast and The Furious!” “Oh sorry, I thought you said at Fast and Furious.”
D
That will need to go down into the family room
M
5th wave over 5th element? i’ve never even heard of 5th wave…
I
No 12 Monkeys, and whatever that is, instead?
D
12 Angry Men would be the only good choice. Masterpiece
S
*High Noon*???
W
Right?! Mr cooper is rolling in his grave over this.
E
12 angry men would be the only good choice because 12 monkeys is a superb choice! Masterpiece…er? (But I’m all seriousness both are excellent movies)
A
9 instead of The Whole 9 yards?
G
I like 9.
A
Sure, but it doesn’t have Bruce Willis. Like the 5th Element or 12 monkeys…
A
I LOVE 9! It’s such a cool take on a post apocalyptic atmosphere.
S
Some interesting decisions here, for a moment I figured they were prioritizing having the actual number not spelled out, but went with Eight legged freaks instead of Super 8 or 8 Mile. But then 3 o clock high (nice for the clock pun) instead of The Three Amigos or Three Musketeers or Three Caballeros. Might just be what they had on hand I guess?
B
I would have chosen 3 Men and a Baby
O
It’s not terrible, but very predictable.
P
Now there’s a ringing endorsement. /s
W
I give it a 5/7
Z
Perfect score
N
With rice!
R
Upvoted for nostalgia
R
I would’ve chosen Five Easy Pieces, personally.
M
also a classic. the artist must have a special connection to 5th wave.
K
It’s a young adult book adaptation – if you like young adult sci-fi it’s worth watching but if you dislike that genre you won’t like it.
R
Thank you. I ran to the comments hoping someone would call it call
M
Can’t watch it if it’s on the wall.
F
That one, and I think I would have gone with 3:10 to Yuma. I don’t see a problem here; this is awesome. If you know how to read an analog clock you barely need the numbers anyway so it’s easy enough to “get the gist” of the time. It’s more of an art piece than a time piece. You can always consult the atomic clock if you’re deeply concerned with the exact moment.
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