Uncommon instance I recorded today of my dashboard.

**What Happened:** This morning, I had a rare moment where my car’s dashboard lit up like a holiday tree—everything from the check engine light to a friendly little reminder that my fuel was somehow lower than my optimism about finding a parking spot. It felt like the dashboard was auditioning for America’s Got Talent, showcasing its bright display of alerts and warnings with a flair that was almost theatrical.

**Why It’s Funny:** I couldn’t help but laugh because I realized my dashboard was basically a passive-aggressive therapist. “You’re low on gas, you’ve neglected maintenance, and you might want to consider braking instead of barreling into another parking spot,” it seemed to say. The absurdity of it all struck me—I was sitting in my car, having an existential crisis thanks to a luminous dashboard that was more distracting than a reality TV show cliffhanger!