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**Beach Day Surprise**
It was a sunny Saturday, and Sarah was beyond excited for her day at the beach. She packed her cooler with sandwiches, sunscreen, and a brand-new inflatable unicorn. Setting up her beach spot, she was ready to bask in the sun. But as she attempted to inflate her unicorn, a gust of wind swept it straight out of her hands and into the ocean! Determined not to let her beach day be ruined, she decided to swim after it. With her feet barely touching the water, she made the most valiant (and clumsy) swim of her life as onlookers cheered and laughed.
As Sarah splashed through the waves, she realized that her white bathing suit had not been the best choice for this adventure. It was practically transparent once soaked! Between her awkward strokes and the hilarious attempt to reclaim her inflatable beauty—now riding the waves without her—everyone onshore found themselves in fits of laughter. Not only did she end up becoming the highlight of the beach day, but she also unintentionally invented a new beach fashion trend: “Invisible Swimsuit Chic.”
P
It’s foraging.
M
For a new clutch apparently
P
Same here, pig. Same.
S
I think it’s just boared
C
For cake
E
Get off MY beach you tourists
O
He doesn’t want them to leave. He’s there for the food
S
For the beach hog, people *have* food. And if they *don’t have* food, they can still *be* food.
R
Hey! I’m oinking over here!
A
That would be a boar. Tusks and an angry disposition when your actions are not a part of it’s agenda, even worse if you are. This fella looks like a feral pig, descended from domestic pigs, fat, probably far more habituated to humans and much less aggressive and less likely to MAKE you food as opposed to being opportunistic eaters.
W
Based on his size it looks like he’s not having too much trouble getting food from those humans, does it. I wonder if there is anything else a pig could eat in that environment besides human food? Can they eat crabs?
M
Everything, I use to work in a pig farm, very intelligent creatures , we use to be in pairs when with them because if you faint or fall unconscious pigs could start eating you.
K
Absolutely would. The number of times I got “test nips” while squatted down, cleaning out feeders…..
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Now I’m thinking of Bricktop’s pigs speech from Snatch. I didn’t want to believe it but shit, now I do.
M
I’m totally sure is not an uncommon method of disposing bodies, feeding it to something makes sense and some pigs get huge they could go through a lot of meat fast.
S
Fair.
F
Pigs can subsist on almost anything organic. They’re the ultimate omnivores.
E
Humans
M
I’ve been to a farm where they had huge mango trees and lots of pigs. One of the scariest sounds I’ve ever heard was the noise they made while completely obliterating the mango pits while eating the whole thing. Pigs became way scarier for me after that day.
A
Their teeth are dull but jaws are strong af. I’ve been bitten twice; both were pigs in heat.
F
Stop hogging the beach hoomans
T
Worst is they keep pigging out by the beach
D
Maybe it should stop being such a PIG
T
Locals only!
T
Shoebies
F
Me when I leave my house in the summer. ⛱️
T
Seems like a chill dude tbh
S
They mostly are like dogs.
R
Am I the only one whose reaction (after being startled) would be to offer a snack and try to pet the pig? Although I am the guy who will reluctantly go to a party and spend the whole evening playing with the resident dogs/cats.
T
I feel you so much. Human interaction is too hard. Interacting with the new cats and dogs you met instead of partying is the way.
C
Believe it or not, hosts often like when guests do this, which means you haven’t escaped the party at all. You’re partyin’, baby! You were the dog lover at the party and people remember that person. It’s a good thing. Party on, Wayne!
G
Party on, Garth!
H
People feeding them is why they do this at all. They eventually become emboldened to come and take. Not because humans are friends, but because they have posed little threat or opposition to having their food taken away. Feeder: I am bonding with the animal! Actual animal: It appears I am entitled to human food. If they ever become too big of a problem, someone makes a phone call to have the animal removed. This usually means “harvested”. We had a neighbor just learn this too. One day they posted on the app asking what happened to the resident gator that lived in our neighborhood river-fed lake? Apparently they visited him every day and fed him raw chicken. She then learned that while they were away on a Saturday, the gator came out of the water and rushed some neighborhood kids that were fishing and he trapped them on the dock, waiting to get his raw chicken. FGW came out and killed him on the spot. A to H – feeding the gator got him killed. Huge debate for miles of thread while they tried to defend feeding the gator, against a wall of opposition.
P
“A fed bear is a dead bear”
H
Drives me bonkers, these wild animal feeders. It’s not bonding, it’s not communing with nature. It’s killing the animal in the kindest most misunderstanding way possible. That animal doesn’t say “Oh look I made a friend! I sure hope Jimmy comes and sees me again tomorrow!” No it’s, “humans give food if I show up here, and they better have it again tomorrow or I’m gonna get ornery.” Five minutes of feelgood time for the human, and almost certainly a directly-related death for the animal. Here buddy, have a snack and a few pets… and then later get killed for it. You’re welcome!
F
For the record, this is exactly how you make friends with me; Just give me snacks and pet me. p.s. I’m not sorry for startling you.
T
You know when they say to keep your body in shape? Well, a pig shape is still a shape.
B
Every day I’m trufflin’
M
We have a state park / beach in Maryland called Assateague, where there are wild horses, They are fearless, and will walk right up to your bonfire and steal food. I’ve seen them kick open coolers too. They were also un-phased by my large dog barking at them. For those of you who look this up and want to consider going, *don’t try to touch the horses*
H
They also all got these big fat bellies from eating such salty vegetation
G
It’s the Houyhnhnms. They think you’re a bunch of Yahoos.
S
*unfazed
C
Frank brought rum ham to the beach again
J
Might you say we’re getting ham-merd?
H
Where’s Locke when you need him
A
Is this a Lost reference? 😬
F
DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!!!! lol
I
He went on a walk-about.
E
Treasure hunting
I
I’m jealous of how effortlessly that lady in black stood up from that laying position.
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