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Excuse me…what?
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This is like a thing of nightmares.
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You don’t need a P.T, you need a priest in your gym.
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Dude’s either gonna become the fittest man alive, or he’s gonna snap himself in half – There’s no in-between
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r/fullscorpion
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Definitely Slytherin House, though
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Here it is. I’m not *that way inclined* but if I could, I probably would.
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It’s not gay if its your own
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Even if im gay?
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No, if you are gay its double gay so it cancels out
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See it depends on if you’re focusing on the dick sucking or the dick being sucked. So if you’re a dude sucking a dick, that’s gay, but if you’re a dude getting his dick sucked, well, that’s not gay at all. Either way is fine. No wrong way to enjoy yourself.
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I’m not seeing how the position in the video offers any advantage to sucking D or getting sucked.
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It’s just masturbation with a higher skill level
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If sucking yourself is gay then so is masturbating since you’re doing a handjob
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it doesn’t feel anywhere near as good as you’d think
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He looks like he can probably do it from both directions
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Eat his own ass
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To quote the man himself “its more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked” – R. Jeremy
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“If I could reach, I’d never leave the house.” — George Carlin
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That’s the other way. He can do that both sides. Like uhh swing both ways?
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Stick his tongue in his own butthole?
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David Cross in the wheelchair in Scary Movie.
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But was it the motivation, or a bonus..
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Eat his own ass?
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[Aleksei Goloborodko](https://www.instagram.com/galexey94/) Saw this dude at a Cirque du Soleil show. He’s the best in the world at what he does.
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So he is not paralyzed. OK.
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Not paralyzed “yet”
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Thank you. I downloaded this video a week or two ago and for the life of me couldn’t find the original to get the guys name. Wish I could pin your comment.
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Im 2nd best at being me.
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I wonder if it’s possible to be this flexible without a connective tissue disorder.
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[Aleksei](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexey_Goloborodko) is genetically gifted and trains to take it even further. He makes a living and supports his family with a very rare skill set. I’d love to see him roll with a few years of grappling experience. He’d be nearly impossible to submit.
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He’d get twisted up like a pretzel so bad the other guy would submit
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I’ve heard this guy will *bend over backwards* for the audience!
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That guy is an uncooked pretzel
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Was looking for this comment! I was like “does nobody realize he’s a contortionist? Likely for a group like CDS?” They train SUPER hard and constantly. It’s amazing what they can do when they push their limits that they’ve trained years, even decades, for.
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This is actually the proper form. Most people usually can’t achieve it though.
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Great use of leg drive, really keeping his body under the weight to help it move.
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I am absolutely shocked that he is doing that without a spotter.
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I knew the whole “don’t lift with your back” thing was bullshit
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That CANT be good for long term spinal structure. He should stop doing this shit immediately. Source: i have no idea what im talking about but also common sense.
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[Aleksei Goloborodko](https://www.instagram.com/galexey94/) Hes actually a Cirque du Soleil performer and does all types of stuff the body shouldnt be able to do. Something tells me he’ll be better off than most people when he gets older. Source: i also have no idea what I’m talking about lol.
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With our lack of knowledge combined we have created a shrodingers paraplegic. Thanks dude, I feel like Einstein right now.
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People like this always end up in pain and with problems when older, like the ehlers-danlos people that can stretch crazy like him end up having crazy issues. Most doctors recommend they dont be doing this shit especially in the video lol
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I used to be able to wrap my arm all the way around the back of my head. I did it all the time to freak people out and thought it was funny. Then my shoulders started dislocating frequently. Now I have to be careful with my arms all the time to avoid it.
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Ouch yea while some stuff may be extra stretchy the other stuff cant hold up lol. I have a kneecap that likes to dislocate in and out real quick and it got weaker and weaker holding it in til i needed surgery. Still happens but not near as often luckily
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Right on, but as “Not doctors” what were really saying is “that’s weird and wrong”. If I could swing my ankle like a helicopter above my head i would assume my family would rush me to the hospital rather than milking me for 10’s of dollars at a local circus.
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This makes me wonder how this compares to people in demanding trades jobs. It’s not uncommon to hear tradespeople suffering from severe chronic pain, joint issues, arthritis etc
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lmao your confidence is admirable but its like saying an NFL player knows how to get hit in the head all the time they will be alright when they get older.
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Actually there studies that show nfl players getting hit in the head increase their cognitive disabilities by 40%. So 60% of their cognition is still there. 60% is higher than 40% and that’s math. Source: im an idiot.
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Sounds like a Cave Johnson quote
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