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PARDON ME?!!?!!?!!?$$
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Those have to be some tough titties.
D
Tbf, goats actually don’t have a top row of teeth
C
And extrapolating what I know of baby humans, baby goats don’t have the bottom row either.
S
That is *not* a baby goat!
Y
“How do you do, fellow kidds? Is this the milk line?”
C
“Baaa baaaaaa!”
R
Double entendre. Nice
I
They actually grow in really fast. Goats are like horses (not really but for this example yes) they are born and walking in no time. I think their teeth grow in the first month. Goat farmer. And just to be clear I am talking about their top teeth growing fast.
L
Why are you acting like this pertains
L
You seem to know a lot about it, what have you been letting goats suck on?
L
A cylinder
A
Which must be extracted undamaged.
A
It’s imperative the top teeth do not harm the cylinder.
D
Worked on a farm for 8 years that would open to the public on certain days. Gotta tell people more often than you think that no, the goat isn’t going to hurt or bite your finger off
M
Now why would you know this information Double-0-N00b? (눈‸눈)
D
Worked in a far for 8 years. We’d have days the farm was open to the public. Kids ask A LOT about if they bite
G
How do they chew up tin cans and other crazy shit?
D
Why are you feeding your goats tin cans? At least pop a titty for them like this lady
F
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
X
Underrated comment W
F
Dear God, I hope that that’s what he’s sucking
S
Greatest Of All Time
B
I thought it was below 💀
I
she seems nice
P
She’s loving that
D
It’s too early for this shit lol
M
It could be 10 PM and it would still be too early for this shit 💔
P
Man it’s 11:51pm here and it’s too late for this shit today & in 9 minutes it’s too early for this shit tomorrow.
I
Do you perhaps live in the upside-down?
T
Unrelated, but DAE know where to find a realistic, movie quality goat costume.
A
Never too early for a quick fap.
C
WTF
C
Fuck me. Why did i ever learn to read?
G
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I
After this comment I’m force closing reddit app.
S
It’s 7pm here and let me tell you it’s got nothing to do with the time
N
Humans drink goat’s milk all the time, this seem like quid pro quo.
M
Sure, but I’ve personally never sucked milk directly out of a goat tit. Maybe I’m weird.
B
Well then you’ve never truly lived my friend.
H
Note to self- I don’t want to live Rip norm
K
This guy sucks
K
Name checks out
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I don’t think the goat can hold a glass of (human) milk
V
But straws are a thing my dude.
M
Butt straws you say?
S
Instructions unclear please send help.
A
Chocolate shake?
S
I think there is a great video with two girls that covers how to make this in a cup. I think they make chocolate soft serve ice cream though
M
Fair point. You won the dairybate.
R
What are you waiting for?
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