Warranted?

That’s just hilarious.

Remember: don’t clog the toilet

Instant karma.

This dudes the poster child of play stupid games win stupid prizes. Good job buddy, you get the golden shower award.

Good. People that fuck with public bathrooms are uncivilized scum. Seriously if you can’t carry your own weight in society you’re vermin. I take it personally because reading comic books at the toilet and drinking chocolate milk is my favorite pastime and I always leave the seat cleaner than I found it.

The amount of people who piss all over the seat is the worst.

I get it we all have pubes and I don’t mind wiping them off. But leaving skid marks and blood on the toilet is far from considerate and borderline sociopathic behavior

That’s why I just leave shit on the walls. Keeps the toilet clean for the next person. I wouldn’t want to seem uncivilized.

But I have to use the walls to brace myself as I hover over the seat anyways, regardless of how clean it is. Sure I spray faeces everywhere, but I wipe the seat off afterwards and leave it just as clean as I found it. The floor’s another story…

Thanks for the snack!! 😉

says the person who drinks chocolate milk on the toilet, LOL.j/k you do you.

well if he sits backwards there’s a nice little shelf he can rest his arms on and set his chocolate milk down on

Because I am beset by the world, at the whim of powers that be, and the ONLy thing I CAN control is where I spray my pee

Where do you hang up your pants when there isn’t a hook? Granted these days I don’t really see a public toilet that has the convenience shelf.

just hang them over the door

But then a bully could easily take them.

Some of us prefer to live on the edge.

This is why I EDC a hook.

I hang my pants on my suction cup butt plug that i stick to the door

I’ve been a custodian at public schools for 22 years, and I can tell you I’ve seen some shit. I can’t tell you how creative they get. Most of the kids are ok, but 5 percent cause 95 percent of the problems.

Absolutely. I worked as a cleaner at a high school for a year or so. Although technically not part of my job, they sometimes asked me to clean the toilets as well, and I stupidly obliged. The things I saw… Apparently the boys loved to soak rolls of toilet paper and slap it up against the mirror (a bitch to remove and clean), while the girls loved to cover everything in menstrual blood for some inane reason. The seat, the walls, the toilet brush…

This unlocked a horrifying memory for me – I used to work at an IT related startup in the early 2000’s. Loads of the guys I worked with were a mix of a bit nerdy like me, but appeared to all be clean, functional human beings. Nothing outward to make it look like they were the classic ‘neckbeard computer geek’ or whatever. But they all had pretty horrifying BO. (We were all stationed right next to the more admin related staff who were of course all women, and they combatted the clouds of BO with excessive amounts of vanilla and cherry related body sprays and perfume. So the office was a sensory warzone for me.) At any rate, even the BO I could have tolerated and made excuses for, but where the horror of these blokes came in was the bathroom. I’d go in and every toilet would be full of toilet paper that has never been flushed, and folk would come in and just shit on top of that and not flush. Until there were just hills of shit and a toilet that would never flush no matter how much you wanted it to. There would be piss splatters everywhere, and occasionally someone would deal with the clogged toilets by pissing in a series of paper cups and leaving them there. Or just pissing in but also around the sinks, but of course not wiping any of it up. But the thing that broke me, even in the midst of that absolute horror scene, was the snotters. These guys would pick their nose and then just wipe it on the stall walls. Months worth of snotters dried on to the walls surrounding you. Every time you were forced to give in and use the bathroom you’d have to hold your elbows in tight to make sure you didn’t accidentally brush the snotter walls or, god forbid, end up with some of the fresh ones stuck to you. What baffled me was that it was clearly more than one guy, because no one person could make that level of horror on his own in such short time periods. And there were only ever me and one other guy who actively complained about it publicly or to management, which leads me to believe the majority of the blokes I worked with were actively involved in the creation of the terror bathroom and were just fine with it. Management gave out millions of warnings, but nothing ever changed, since they couldn’t catch anyone actively doing this stuff. They went through a few different cleaning companies with many justifiably refusing to do the work required, and eventually found a company willing to do those bathrooms for a highly increased rate of pay. It would make me shudder to think what their bathrooms looked like at home. Or any of the rest of their house. I haven’t thought about that for years. I just looked up the company to see if they still exist. Apparently they do, and have had to put out big reports on the work they’re doing to close the gender pay gap, because apparently they’ve gotten into trouble for that more than once. I find I’m not surprised. Anyway, thank you for your hard work and services dealing with the mini versions of those guys.

People destroying property that doesn’t belong to them is vile in general. Like yeah if you’re so quirky and funny then do it to your own stuff. Makes me think of illegal thoughts.

Not just public bathrooms. Back in school, the toilets were broken, clogged, smeared on all the time and we were all put at a disadvantage for it. Couldn’t go to the toilet in recess, couldn’t go to the toilet in class, had to wait for the 5 or 10 minute “breaks” we got in between classes to sprint down the stairs and hope one of the currently not out of order stalls weren’t occupied. it fucking sucked. Cue to me at work recently and our apprentice, being all proud of himself sharing a fun story, talking about how he used to put entire rolls of toilet paper in a toilet to clog it at school. He thought it was super funny. dude is 23 years old, just 4 years younger than me. fucking dipshit.

it takes blossoming into maturity to stop finding that shit funny. Most people get there around high school age

Nice reference

That’s disturbingly amusing.

Love the reference. https://youtu.be/5daprgCh5b0

I am VERY disappointed with myself for not immediately catching the reference. Now I’m grounded.

Lol I actually had Cartman in mind when writing that