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Every Saturday, my friend Jake rolls up to our local coffee shop in his brand-new Jeep, proudly parked at an angle that screams, “Look at me!” If I had a dollar for every time he mentioned how his Jeep could handle off-roading, I’d have enough money to buy my own Jeep—not that I’d ever want one, mind you. On this particular sunny morning, he showed up wearing a T-shirt that read, “Adventure Awaits,” and promptly launched into a ten-minute monologue about the time he took his Jeep through a mild puddle.
Watching him dramatically recount his muddy escapade was like witnessing someone narrate their time waiting in line at the DMV as if it were the most thrilling saga of all time. Between over-exaggerated Jeep revving sounds and facial expressions that suggested he had single-handedly conquered Everest, it struck me that while he may own a rugged, off-road vehicle, he was more of an “off-road” couch potato. The real adventure, we all agreed, was seeing how far he could take his enthusiasm before we ordered our coffee!
G
Honestly, I have no issues with them doing stuff like this if there’s no snow that needs to be plowed. Take up spots that other vehicles cannot take advantage of.
T
And God forbid someone have a little fun…
V
God: What is this FUN you speak of? I only permitted pain and suffering!!
T
Hello fellow adult. Have you paid your bills lately? I also have bills.
V
Many a bills. In fact I just had the police over 15 min ago to file a report because someone stole my social and is trying to make me pay THEIR bills! (I wish I was joking..ugh)
R
Helpful reminder to lock your credit reports. Hope this helps.
V
Or even just utilize the free services many banks offer. My credit union has a monitor as does Capital One.
D
I don’t get paid enough at the work factory so I went to the stock market and did a business
I
F is for Friends who do stuff together…
V
INCORRECT. F is for Fires that burn down the whole town
R
U is for Uranium….bombs
M
N is for NO SURVIIIIIIVORS
G
No one gets out of life alive. I admire them having a fun time and literally hurting no one in doing so.
J
Years ago a guy at my apartment complex parked his parking lot princess clean bed suped up mall crawler like this on a snow hill. We had a rain on a 40 degree day that melted under the wheel and it just plopped on its side at like 2am
C
We used to have a guy who parked like this where I worked. Everyone would talk about him and his “super mountain climbing Jeep”. One day I pulled in right next to him and parked in the next space over that was also full of snow, parked uphill just like him. In my Buick Lacrosse. Meh, who needs a Jeep?
M
FUN!?? Straight to jail, right away.
T
It’s truly just such silly fun
I
I absolutely did that shit when I drove a Jeep, its hilarious. I never had anyone bellyache about it, more often a factory 4dr would be parked in the open space next to me
A
exactly, me in my mustang would be grateful to get a shoveled spot and not have to try and park there ahaha
D
Whatchu got, like 4 inches of clearance? lol
A
okay i was genuinely curious bc i wasn’t sure of the exact number but it’s apparently 5.4” ahahaha
X
cries in dodge charger (i am right there with you)
P
Does anybody here have an issue with it?
S
I DO!!! He’s having all the fun.
E
For the most part no but you’re always gonna find that one killjoy in any group.
P
I haven’t found a single comment in this thread having an issue with it, but I’ve found dozens disagreeing with these hypothetical issue havers.
T
Fully agree; I couldn’t put my car in any of those 4 spots without sticking out into the lane, so it wouldn’t bug me in the least. I’d be driving right by regardless.
C
Yup, they’re choosing to leave spaces open to other vehicles! This is an efficient thing to do. And that snow is grey enough that you know no plow was coming to clear it out.
N
My only problem with it is that there is often a lot of random shit in those piles that can pop a tyre. I don’t drive anywhere near where snow is piled until it is cleared. But that is his problem if it is even a problem. It is all probably melted its way to the bottom of the pile.
B
It’s the same random shit on the road or in the parking lot
N
Yes, all scraped up and concentrated into the pile.
P
I mean, the spots arent being used anyways. This world sucks enough. Let them drive on a snow hill if they want.
T
And with the number of really bad door dings I’ve had to have repaired, I’d do it too. Stay the hell away from my car.
L
ironically I never park next to jeeps because they give the worst door dings, those hinges go 180 deg wide open especially those older TJs whip open with the wind
A
I have a TJ as our fun, off-road ride. I purposely park off by myself.
D
Doesn’t stop those weird ass people who will look for the one person in an empty parking lot, and park next to them, regardless of their proximity to any entrances. 🤦🏻♂️
B
those are the same people who would pee right beside you in an empty washroom
D
Bahahaha, I don’t disagree. But at least then the offender has a possibility of catching a glimpse of Mr Commando in all Its stunning glory. Codependent parkers less so, because I seldom drive pantsless.
D
even when you tell your passenger, the still let the wind whip the shit out of the door.
G
yeah dude that strap is usually stretched to hell and it opens flat against the fender lmao
G
My dumb, Australian ass wondering why there’s a giant pile of salt in a car park, smh.
H
Oh good on ya m8. I hear the piles of salt in Australian parking lots are so big they could eat you. Poisonous too.
B
Some of them are adorable, though.
B
Those are the deadliest ones, that’s how they get ya
U
That’s a normal serving size.
E
Well… there sometimes is. It’s for melting the snow. But it should be covered.
R
He’s playing, and he didn’t take up a space. Seems pretty okayyy to me.
0
Right, I don’t get why people get so upset when someone parks somewhere out of the way and leaves more sports for everyone else by parking in the snow lol
W
Lol who exactly is upset by this?
M
There’s clearly enough space for two jeeps, but this motherducker took both!
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