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Unexpected Surprise!
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Is that a handlebar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
U
Bro rips his pants right off him like a real homie.
N
Without a doubt all my true homies would have them off quicker than they could forget to say no homo
R
Rips your pants off but leaves a bike on top of you…… HeLp StEp BrO iM sTuCk UnDeR tHe BiKe
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It’s not gay if you’re saving their life (eventually)
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Not his first time fo sure.
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Practice makes perfect!
A
CRT material for sure.
F
“pop a weenie”
K
I hear that in a Mae West voice
D
“…yes?”
P
Oh, don’t act like you’re not impressed…
C
I came here to post this but you beat me to it lol
M
Beat me to it by a minute.
O
Me beat to it
L
Beat my meat to it
S
Beat me to it by 40 minutes
N
Now that’s comedy
L
Fully torqued
W
Hog cranked
M
This really ought to be the top comment.
S
Clutch save!
T
A real friend pulls the motorcycle out of your pants
H
That was a weird time for erection
D
Just popping a wheelie.
S
Popping a weenie.
R
So you can actually get priapism from trauma to the penis or spine, so it’s not impossible. lol
N
Is it a concealed carry?
S
Lest he had that helmet on
C
Actual crotch rocket now
A
r/mildlypenis
B
Ain’t nothing mild about that
P
r/wildlypenis
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r/subsithoughtifellfor
M
“what the hell?!” 😂🤣
C
honestly, that’s a expected reaction to someone taking off your belt while you’re stuck lmao
M
Quick let me see his dick.
X
How many guys does it take to pull him off?
I
No shaming. Acceleration dysfunction is a real thing many men suffer from.
E
He’s happy to see him
O
I had to watch it twice, I thought he was hung and hard asf from near death or something 😭 it’s the motorcycle handlebar somehow stuck in his pants lol. Hope he’s okay
N
From other sources i gather, he is ok. No major injury
J
Talked to his gf did ya?
T
a bunch of assholes riding like assholes, what could go wrong?
I
If your acceleration lasts longer than four hours, consult a medical professional.
J
Is that a motorcycle in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
M
Some people like strangulation but this guy found a whole new way to get into his kink!
E
out of all the posts on here, this one, was oddly the first to actually make me say “wtf”
T
Ve cut off your Johnson Lebowski!
G
Typical asshole motorcycle riders
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