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WHAT are these!
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Synthol is gross as hell
C
He got so much oil in his arms that he forgot how to take off a helmet
M
It’s hard to look tough on a bad ass bike with the kickstand down too.
B
Umm, have you seen his legs? Someone has no idea what leg day is
B
He doesn’t know what arm day is either. Unless arm day means the day he injects oil into his arms. Like just lift weights dude. And if you wanna be massively jacked so bad that you’re willing to inject yourself with oil, why not just do steroids? That would still require hard work and discipline though which I’m guessing is the issue.
M
February 29 / leg Day check
M
🤣🤣🤣 His legs are the size of the kickstand.
P
It’s not his helmet, that’s why he doesn’t know how to take it off. He wouldn’t even be able to maneuver a bike with those floaties.
M
He got so much oil in his arms that america wants to invade him
A
Hahaha
T
That joke is so old it could vote.
Q
yeah but if it was America it probably wouldn’t.
S
sick burn …call the EPA ….oops
I
Not his bike, not his helmet. Bikes on a kick stand
C
My bad, I didn’t know that if it wasn’t your helmet, you didn’t know how to operate a standard helmet. I understand though
J
He injected himself with oil to pretend to be Popeye’s cousin. He isn’t that bright.
C
He would be if he caught on fire.
8
More oil in those granulomas than in the sump on that motorcycle
N
Does oil always lead to death?
C
It does in the Middle East when it affects the US economy
E
How the hell did he put on a shirt to begi with??
V
His arms are that bloated that he needs help to take it off.
I
He got so much oil in those arms, America said he’s got WMDs
T
He’s just not strong enough to lift it up…
W
*His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy*
C
And he’s never getting that shirt off. Or a new one on.
S
He’s got enough oil in them arms for an oil change
E
Does he actually think it is attractive?
S
Probably. I saw a short documentary about someone who does this and he seemed like a perfectly nice guy with a bad case of body-dysmorphic disorder. The way I’d describe it is, if you just like to line up the pencils on your desk that’s not OCD because it’s not a crippling problem; if you wear your hands bloody locking the same door 500 times in a row that’s OCD. By the same token if you’re 10lb overweight and you think you look fat that’s not body-dysmorphia but if you inject oil in your arms every day and they get infected, it is.
E
In the university, the psychology professor said. We all have issues to a degree. It only becomes an issue if it starts impacting your life.
J
I’ve heard this perspective on mental illness before and I don’t like it at all. It means that whether you have a mental illness or not depends primarily on other people and their reaction. If you are a heroin junkie and live on the street you have a mental illness but if you were born rich then you don’t. If you pluck an alcoholic out of our time and drop him off in the early 1800s suddenly he no longer has a disease because everyone around him is cool with it.
W
Yikes. That is sad.
F
Further examples, also involving pens: One of my commonly occurring OCD traits is when none of the pens/pencils are ‘correct’ in the sense of being the right one to use. It most often happens when taking one out of a container, such as a pen cup when I’m working at a bar. Typically one of them will be the correct one to choose, and if I am able to force myself to pick a different one I will experience horrible dread and be compelled to put it back. Sometimes, *none of them* are correct. When that happens, someone has to pick a pen for me, my close friends are aware of this and happy to help. If there isn’t anyone else to do it, I can often reset by spilling the pens out and one might become correct when in a new space or container. This is also an example of why OCD people may appear to do odd things. The reason I found this funny to bring up is that the organizing of the pens is the problem, and not at all in line with the colloquial, casual usage of ‘being so OCD.’ Disorganized pens floating around the register or the bar are less likely to be incorrect. I have also gotten around it by having a specific pen that is mine and a bright color. It lives folded inside my notebook, and is not allowed to be placed inside any containers, lest it be ‘contaminated’ by the presence of other pens and cease to be the correct one. I’m realizing as I describe this that it sounds like some sort of SCP cognitohazard.
W
that sucks your brain makes you do that. 🫂 thanks for sharing
G
I’d say it’s like the male version of women who go way overboard with surgeries and lip fillers etc and end up looking like a shiny lizard with a hemorrhoid cushion on their face. Just really bad body dysmorphia.
B
Probably, if he has body dysmorphia or some other mental illness. Similar with people that get excessive plastic surgery.
B
Manipulation of healthy tissue is something I wish I could help other people suffering from.. dysphoria and dysmorphia here for 25 years. Hurts me to see all the types these days. I want to help so bad.
S
The bigger question is: have these guys ever seen bodybuilders? Even in photos.
D
Just Popeye cartoons.
A
How does synthol leave the body? Is it slowly absorbed? Or does it have to be drained? Is it just like a bubble or is it actually bloating the muscles themselves? I have so many questions…
R
Surgery. I saw somewhere someone talking about how small amounts can get absorbed but I think this would be far beyond that point.
A
Thanks for the response. That is some seriously morbid stuff. Surely they understand the consequences and still decide to do it. Nuts…
P
There was one guy (I can’t remember his name but I’m sure you could find him online easily) he was obsessed with it. He used so much of it, he looked ridiculous. And he thought he looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger back in his Mr. Olympia days. Anyways, the synthol almost killed him. He had to have several emergency surgeries to remove it from his body and luckily the Drs saved his life. Well wouldn’t you know, shortly after being released from the hospital what does he do? He goes right back to using synthol. I’m not sure what’s happened to him since then, but I’m sure it’s not good. So many people have died from this shit. But the oil itself isn’t the main problem. It’s mental health. No one in their right mind would use this shit. It has taken many lives. There are groups of homosexual men who enjoy using it on their “members” as some sort of fetish play, and it has taken lives from that group as well. It’s a shame. But how do you force people to get treatment for mental issues when they think they are perfectly normal?
B
He also couldn’t do a single pull up
M
I don’t think he could wipe his ass, let alone do a pull-up.
M
>There are groups of homosexual men who enjoy using it on their “members” as some sort of fetish play Holy fuck….. I can’t even imagine the look of those things
P
It’s fucking gross. And horrendous.
R
Body Dysmorphia is awful, and we don’t really talk about it enough with regard to dudes.
R
This stuff has been around for years, some guys get bad dysphoria and addiction to it. The only way is to drain out the oil by sucking it out with syringes etc. Often they get infections from frequent needle use leading to damage and craters in the muscle.
A
Yeeesh…. all that risk and trouble when *actually* working out would be so much more beneficial both physically and mentally.
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