I recently strolled into my local bank, which boldly advertised its revolutionary approach—turns out that meant they took the “bank” out of banking. Instead of the usual stiff counters and grumpy tellers, I walked into a space that looked more like a coffee shop and smelled like freshly baked cookies. I half-expected the teller to hand me a latte rather than a withdrawal slip. As I tried to deposit some cash, the friendly staff encouraged me to play a game of “pin the tail on the interest rate” instead of asking me for my account number.
Let’s just say, nothing quite compares to the absurdity of trying to complete a mundane banking transaction while dodging balloons and negotiating a cupcake loan. I left feeling more like I’d attended a birthday party than taken care of my finances. Who knew getting a bank statement could come with a complimentary slice of cake? Next time I want to check my balance, I might just bring a party hat!
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What sets us apart from other banks is that other banks are indeed banks.

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That’s where I keep my nearly money
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Aaaaand it’s more-than-nearly gone.
K
Where’s the almost a morgue? I have a friend who’s been mostly dead all day, and I need somewhere to put him
B
If only you had a wheelbarrow
C
Right before you go to Better-Than-A-Pawnshop
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*39.99% starting apr on all PayDay Loans
V
AHA. Brother. Try 150%+ apr. Yes it’s real.
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I was trying to be generous
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Just need three pay stubs and a blood sacrifice
S
Good deal. Last time I had to leave my firstborn and my last functioning kidney as collateral.
R
> I had to leave my firstborn Cheap childcare? Where!?
R
Tom from MySpace ?
1
For a payday loan that’s incredibly low interest.
V
I can’t believe it’s not Bank.
S
But I bet they are making bank!
C
What, not a bank!
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Almost a scam* *You must be this poor and this desperate to take our terms and conditions
F
Saw this on my way back from work. Never seen a more blatantly named business
I
I used to drive by one on the way to work in Daytona, it made me laugh every time
N
They’ve been around for a long time. I remember the jingle from their radio ads. 🎵Almost a bank, money when you need it🎵
S
It looks so old, I’m sure they did this for a top listing in the yellow pages.
B
Saxon Blvd in Deltona?
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Do they do kermit the frog tattoos too?
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No I want a skull
O
Ok I can do Kermit the frog.
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Almost Money.
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I thought “Bank” is a protected name. You can’t call your business a bank unless you’re licensed as a bank by the state or feds.
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It’s only in Florida. Seems like Florida lets businesses do whatever the hell they want.
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I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Bank!
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That’s a payday lender.
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Loan 🦈🤔
M
Almost a bank lol until they rob you!
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What about Jos. A. Bank?
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I can’t believe it’s not bank
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We will take your money.
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One day they will decide to be a bank Almost A Bank Bank
W
As good as [Change Bank](https://youtu.be/CXDxNCzUspM?si=uLSh3d0ewgTS-NjJ) Edit: Fixed Link
M
Not the SNL skit I [was expecting.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHRjaUBb3o)
T
I would like to pay my bills with almost money. I’ll make copies of $20 bills on the printer and use that!
G
Where nearly all the money has gone.
M
Sounds like a loan shark
T
About as close to a bank as the Death Star
B
but do you know the definition of… .. ……. fraa uud
B
Is the proprietor’s name Big Pussy or Fat Tony? Do they also sell candy and cannoli?
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Almost an FDIC Insurance.
N
I didn’t think a payday loan joint could look any more sketchy but here we are.
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I almost got an account with them.
S
Huh, seems like a good place to buy some volcano insurance.
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thanks for being honest
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