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What was the purpose of this?
C
ngl flight was majestic
W
Fr I thought he was just going to take off
J
I think the cape actually did slow his descent a bit. Not enough to matter, but it did something.
S
His top half also did land in (a couple inches of) water. Not sure how his nuts faired tho
W
This is how geoducks are born
A
This is how goosenecks are broken.
J
I guarantee his balls are one of the only parts of his body which does not hurt!
E
His nuts are fossil now
R
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
R
Best I can do is falling with style.
F
I mean, I’ll give him that, he did have style.
E
And never forget to carry a towel
G
He had enough air time to know what was coming, but commit to it anyway.
C
I don’t think physics allows you to uncommit
B
Just press the opposite direction joystick like in the video games.
I
But neurology gives you the ability to somewhat land in a better position
C
Sounds like something spineless coward would say.
I
You’ve got me there !
F
It allows you to uncommit from landing dick-and -nose-first.
O
Yeah, at least try to turn or ball up and protect your vital organs. Then again, something tells me when you do something like this, you either aren’t thinking straight or go in with your eyes closed.
V
Gave Wile E. Coyote a run for his money.
Z
He should have never looked at the ground. As long as you don’t do that you can keep walking on air for as long as you need to.
W
He flew with the grace of a swan and landed with the grace of a grand piano.
R
The key to flying is for something to surprise you during a fall to such an extent that you forget to hit the ground. He failed at that last part.
D
Landing was a dud tho.
A
It was an ‘All Point Landing’…
E
More of a thud than a dud.
S
Some “aim for the bushes” energy.
L
he believed he could fly.
B
And he did, landing needs working on though.
S
High tide vs low tide confusion
A
We have the tide pod challenge at home
D
Tide pool challenge
S
Tide pool challenge with a tide pod
S
the ebb of the gene pool tide
S
He did it 3 hours ago and wanted to show his family and friends.
T
“Don’t worry, I practiced it”
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J
Fun fact: High tides are a little more than 12 hours apart. It’s tied to the moon rotating around the earth. A little over six hours apart is the magic number for high and low tide.
C
“its the moons fault” “yeah, right. craaazyyyy”
S
“Curse you, daylight savings time!” [splat]
A
Oh that’s just Abdul knoxville and his mates making home videos for shits and giggles!
M
Welcome to ˈjakˌas!
E
😭😭
L
Bro too much lmao
S
Literally tried to wipe my screen due to those dots.
R
Maaaan I’d love to see their version of Steve-0. He must be rad
C
Asscamel!
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Look at me. I’m Johnny Knoxville now.
S
*Arabic version of the Jackass theme plays*
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