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The other day, I was in my kitchen, minding my own business and looking for a snack, when I stumbled across a jar of pickles. Now, I love pickles, but I had no recollection of buying them—no thrilling pickle sale or midnight jar raid in my memory. As I picked it up, a wave of realization washed over me: I had no idea what had led to the sudden influx of pickles in my fridge, or why I suddenly felt like a contestant on a twisted game show called “Pickle Mystery!”
I later realized it was a mix-up after my partner had brought home a random grocery bag filled with “healthy snacks” from work, which evidently included an entire colony of pickles. Here I was, concerned I’d suddenly developed a strange, inexplicable craving for pickling vegetables, when really, my life had just become a sitcom episode about a couple navigating the thrill of shopping errors. Every time I caught sight of that jar, I couldn’t help but chuckle, picturing the pickles judging my culinary decisions from their briny throne.
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Where is this from?
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France
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Specifically, southwest France.
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If it doesn’t come from the Goosefat region of France it legally can’t be called Goose fat. You can call it Schmaltz.
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Sparkling Bird Lard
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Goosecco
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Best answer.
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I can never see the word ‘lard’ without thinking of the scene from *Down Periscope*: > “And which one do you think we’re gonna be using more often, sailor?! The coffee? Or the lard?! You think we’re all gonna jump outta bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of pig fat?!” > “Well, it depends. If it’s a cold morning, sir, you might go either – “
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I’m tempted to rent this movie on demand for $5 and this just pushed me closer lol
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You should; it’s excellent. Today’s National Popcorn Day – make yourself some, put on the movie, and have a nice evening.
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Underrated
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No no schmatlz is trade marked by the schmatlz region of germany *and* africa
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It might come from Canada, where they export only the finest of devil avians to Michigan.
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Genuinely
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Literally
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Even more specifically, straight from genuine Southwest France.
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SW France is Bilboa.
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Rocky Bilboa?
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No, he was from Southeast France, near Salerno.
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Or Condom
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Did it make any stops along the way, or did it come straight from France?
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a goose from southwest france.
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Probably a goose in France
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That can’t be right. I heard that France is bacon.
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A goose.
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L’oie
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Dunno why but I read that in Jim Carey’s voice 🤷🏻♂️
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Best Jim Carrey movie.
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A droite
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Ive never been more skeptical that this came from France
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Lately I would not be surprised if this said “Made in China” on the back.
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Made in China by *Straight From France LTD*, packaged in Turkey by *Genuinely French LLC*. *Label printed in France
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and france is a town in vietnam
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From the FRANCE goose farm.
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“Straight from FRANCE” “Genuinely FRENCH” “From southwest FRANCE” Hmmm… Maybe somewhere in asia or africa I don’t know
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So French Guiana?
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You could argue that it is extremely southwest france.
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Or Tahiti.
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That’s what I’m saying lol
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Looks cylindrical from France.
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It can’t be called a cylinder unless it is from the cylinder region of France
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Ask Dwight Schrute 😁
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OP should be thankful, now he doesn’t have to make a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
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Win win
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Win win win
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He should also make sure to save the excess oil from any cans of tuna, or else he’ll be shunned.
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The comment I was looking for. 😂
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It’s vague but the fact it’s sold as goose fat is the give away it’s from the goose region of france, otherwise it would just be labeled waterfowl fat
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“[We come from France.](https://youtu.be/TD891G2byts)”
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Exactly what I thought of. Thanks for the laugh.
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I dunno. Generally when someone is trying this hard to make me believe something, I get suspicious. I suspect this came from anywhere BUT France at this point.
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