Who really needs guitar capos?

Dave was determined to impress his friends at the weekend jam session. He had been practicing a new song, but when he realized he didn’t have a guitar capo, he rubbed his chin thoughtfully, an idea forming. He grabbed a rubber band, a pencil, and a sandwich bag, convinced that his makeshift solution would do the trick. Instead of strumming a smooth melody, he ended up with an awkward “twang-crunch” sound, which was somehow more reminiscent of a cat stuck in a blender than a rock anthem.
Watching Dave struggle with his “guitar genius” made everyone crack up, especially when he accidentally strummed the rubber band so hard it flung off, hitting his buddy Mark right in the forehead. They spent the rest of the night playing a new game: “Who Needs Capos Anyway?” They couldn’t tell if it was the music or the hilarity of Dave’s impromptu cat- blender symphony, but their laughter drowned out any actual talent that may have been present.