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Why staying clear of fast food joints is advisable

Reasons to steer clear of fast food eateries

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Sleipnirs • 11,329 points
Happened in Russia. Guy filming had a *beef* with the one preparing the burgers and, suspecting he was up to no good, decided to record him. He got fired.

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chicametipo • 1,987 points
Are Russian burgers normally that big?

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mklilley351 • 2,159 points
Ever since Chernobyl, Russian cows have 2 heads so they all get double the bramin beef

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WeTheSalty • 247 points
It caused some real problems with using “head of cattle” as the standard way of counting cows.

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MyNameSpaghette • 64 points
Bet they weren’t cownting on that

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jeremybeadlesfingers • 93 points
Lol. Love the Fallout reference, but Chernobyl was in what is now Ukraine and closer to Belarus than it was Russia.

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EggyChickenEgg88 • 52 points
Chernobyl isn’t in Russia though.

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Randomhero3 • 36 points
The Russian army sure is trying their best tho.

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Ok_Work7396 • 8 points
Ten years ago I was doing martial arts in Thailand and there were a heap of big Russians there. When I asked why they were all so big, one staunchly said “Radiation” which was a good joke. They were shit training partners though, proud of hurting people on the mat.

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mitchandre • 6 points
Wrong country.

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clandestineVexation • 15 points
I get the joke but you know Chernobyl is not even in Russia right?

–BMO– • 4 points
Welcome to Chernobyl Burger, home of the Brahmin Burger, can I take your order?

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fish_slap_republic • 80 points
It’s a normal sized burger the worker is just really small.

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peanutbutterdrummer • 39 points
If you want a real shock, McDonald’s burgers used to be big as well. Look up a McDonald’s ad from the 80s and compare it to today.

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POCKALEELEE • 22 points
The pickle on a McDonald’s burger is now thicker than the meat patty.

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uglyzombie • 132 points
Honestly, yes. I spent a few months back in 2013 in Russia for work. As much as they get wrong, they have a strict food purity law where everything, even in fast food, is roughly considered “organic” in the US. My co-workers took me to a McDonald’s in St Petersburg, and holy shit! It was a world of difference. It tasted like real beef, and the patties were actually thick and juicy. Overall, in my experience, food in Russia was always very clean and flavorful. They got that bit right. But it’s 2025 now, and with the war, all that may have changed.

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chadork • 66 points
Got a McSauce for that?

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47Lecht • 30 points
Oh really, thought this was fake because what are the chances when you film someone in that situation and catch *this* on tape.

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doomgiver98 • 4 points
There is something uncanny about it. It’s like he’s front of house staff working back of house.

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lucidsensations • 49 points
Any source on that?

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Automatic-Job2938 • 7 points
McSource you mean

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Zeestars • 6 points
The guy filming or the spitter?

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Sleipnirs • 58 points
IIRC it happened at a “Mc Donald’s”. Don’t know how they’re called, now.

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wix001 • 33 points
Vkusno i tochka. Which means Tasty, Full Stop or Tasty Period if you were so inclined.

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whiskeytango55 • 80 points
McDowell’s

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MrRisin • 27 points
their buns have sesame seeds

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roastbill • 20 points
We’ve got the golden arcs..

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TiresOnFire • 14 points
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, pickles, onions, on a *bun*.

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coldazice • 7 points
It’s called…. tasty period. Phrasing is crazy.

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