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**You Had 1 (One) Job!**
Dave was tasked with making the office coffee one morning, a responsibility he had proudly held for years. However, in a hurry, he somehow managed to confuse the coffee grounds with the dust left over from last week’s office cleaning. As the caffeinated aroma wafted through the air, everyone eagerly lined up for their morning boost. With one sip, though, it was clear that something was very wrong.
Instead of the usual lively chatter fueled by caffeine, the room erupted in coughing and sputtering as coworkers tried not to gag on the “new blend.” Dave stood in the corner, looking sheepish while pretending to read a coffee label he clearly made up on the spot. “I call it ‘Office Dust Delight’—super earthy and full of ‘grit!’” he quipped. The best part? For the rest of the week, ‘dusty’ became the code word for anything that tasted terrible, and Dave was awarded a trophy made from a coffee mug filled with actual dust.
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You had one job!
L
Who said it wasn’t an elevator for tiny people??
S
Extremely tiny! They can only weigh 13g each.
T
What is this!? An elevator for ants?
S
There it is
L
13g on average; with hundreds of them at once there might be ones that are much heavier or lighter.
M
Embryo elevator
M
Volumetrically tiny too…
N
Well 13.33g approximately
S
But there can be 600 of them!
S
r/theydidthemath
S
Nac Mac Feegle!
N
The wee Mac Nac Feegle!
T
Is this an elevator for ants? It needs to be at least… 3 times bigger.
A
“Is this an elevator for ants?!?!”
C
Who speak Parseltongue?
S
I’ve never seen a smurfavator before!
A
The guy lying beside me on the floor is telling me it is a lift for Corgis.
C
That’s the elevator from „Nils Karlsson-Pyssling flyttar in“.
T
Oh man. Childhood nostalgia!
C
Quite rare, that a story still gives me goosebumps more than 40 years knowing it. Saw a computer animated remake without the dead sister and the hunger quite recently with my kids, really underwhelming.
T
Children take in everything a lot more vividly. Teenagers doubly so as their brains are literally scrambled while trying to calibrate to “adult” settings (the science on that is fascinating!) so anything we remember from then tends to age badly.
S
So…..what’s the problem? Have you never seen before an elevator with 600 tiny persons, weighing at most 13 grams each?
V
Exactly! These are the elves who make the IKEA furniture, no doubt.
R
I just checked and a Lego figurine weights approx 3 grams. Not enough 🙁
T
That’s 8 kilos or 600 people for those who have trouble inferring it.
W
I love the swedish word for lift: “hiss” Cracks me up whenever I see it
R
Wait untill you hear our word for speed/velocity
T
remember, it’s not the fart that kills, it’s the smell
B
Until you get dogs on the window, and don’t have pigs on the decks
A
Agent Smith’s most hated aspect of our world.
S
It’s too bad they stopped making Speed movies. If they made a 6th entry called “The End”, it would be Fart Sex: Slut in Sweden.
S
Or “ending”
J
All discussions about Swedish lead to that. Good. Over.
R
You’re not wrong
M
I feel like it is related to hoist
C
Sounds reasonable.
E
I mean… it’s designed for dislexic people
T
I’ll go with 600 people to be safe.
N
600 people weighing up to 8kg? Wee free men… r/discworld
T
It’s a shame that they’ll almost certainly end up breaking the lift regardless of the weight limit.
N
But they’ll fix it again
W
Hunny, I shrunk the kids!
X
Is this /r/thingsforants? It would be more like 8 million ants and 8 kg… But you get the idea.
M
There’s a surprising lack of male models on that sub.
H
My first thought
D
swedes are lightweight people
G
We sport! And eat helium.
X
What is this a lift for ants?
L
In this economy? That’s at least $1500 a moth plus utilities. Cozy studio with vintage aethetic.
T
Didn’t know moths were so expensive, I think I will turn off my porch light tonight
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